Heg's Seth may choose Clydesdales to lead Krasnov Military Fiesta

[BoRaGard]

According to my snoreses in the Sextagon, Heg's Seth is mulling the possibility of having the famous Clydesdale horses and wagon lead the $100 million taxpayer-funded June parade "honoring" the glorious republicon Draft-Dodger-and-Golfer-in-Chief, Krasnov (R-Felon).

They are considering no other options, according to my snoreses. They regard all others as "suckers and losers."

[Chipper Chat]

1. Gay clydesdales need not apply.

[Lovie777]

2. Bad move................

the economy sucks and shithole is spending on self. Fuck him.

[Biophilic]

3. That would be very sad. They aren't part of the military. They shouldn't have to be there.

[Norrrm]

4. Cadet Bone Spurs wants a parade

[AllaN01Bear]

11. to impress his dictater buddies . esp putin

[electric_blue68]

13. TY. A terrible (possible) event in RL, but a very funny cartoon

[woodsprite]

5. What about letting Herr Leader ride the biggest and best Clydesdale to lead the parade

You'd need to cinch the saddle a bit tight to make sure it was stable with the load

[jmowreader]

14. Not a good idea, for the horse anyway

Clydesdales, while the most beautiful of draft horses, are lightly built compared to other draft horses. Putting Trump’s 700-pound frame on one could injure it.

If you want Krasnov to lead the parade on horseback, get him a Shire. Those are truly heavy duty horses.

[milestogo]

6. Is Hegseth going to pick up the horse shit?

[Sneederbunk]

8. No, but he will drink whatever the horses are hauling.

[magicarpet]

7. Kim Micro Dong trDUMP will finally have his military parade.

Soldiers marching in formation, missiles, guns, bombs, tanks, 1/2 tracks, personell carriers, attack helicopters, fighter jets, and stealth bombers.

All to show the world what a macho alpha male man the Tangerine Traitor is.

[Tracyjo]

9. Everybody knows

you put the horses in the BACK of the parade.

[tanyev]

12. LOL, good point!

Maybe they’ll leave some gifts right in front of where Trump is seated.

[jmowreader]

15. With a proper formation you can put them anywhere

In the 1970s the Spokane Lilac Festival published the marching order for the Lilac Festival Torchlight Parade in the newspaper. They put equestrian units at several points in the order, and after each one was Carts and Boys.

Carts and Cabinet Members sound appropriate for this fiasco.

[redstatebluegirl]

16. Participants won't know if they are smellimg Trump or the horses.

[AllaN01Bear]

10. had to re read a word severl times . i thought it said reptillian, but i think they would be offended

[GoodRaisin]

17. Someone should suggest to Krasnov he should lead the procession.

Sitting on a white horse, dressed like George Washington, with a sabre on his side and a white whig on his head.