Service for Pope Francis expected to last 2.5 hours. TSF can't go that long without being sucked up to.

[MLAA]

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So will he disrupt the service by leaving early, sleep through it, or back out at the last minute and miss the media coverage of him entering the Vatican? I’d say it’s a crap shoot

[Kingofalldems]

1. Fidgeting like a 3 yr old.

[bdamomma]

2. That felon

is thinking about going??????? Divine intervention would be good now if he goes.

[MLAA]

3. It just might kill him to sit that long and listen to so much praise for someone besides himself. Fingers crossed.

[bdamomma]

4. He didn't

put his hand on the bible????? Why even have him go???????????/

[MLAA]

12. He doesn't have to, IMO he doesn't want to miss the media coverage and a chance to look like a big man among world

leaders.

[bdamomma]

14. I hope

those cardinals stare him down.

[Ocelot II]

6. Especially when the praise for that someone besides himself is all about how

that person cared especially for immigrants and the poor and the marginalized. All that Jesus-y stuff.

[MLAA]

13. After 5 minutes he will start to believe they are praising him.

[BOSSHOG]

5. I believe I heard on CBS News This Evening

That President Zelensky will also be in attendance. I have confidence that “Our” President will make an ass of himself which will reflect poorly on “Us” because stupid people vote.

[MLAA]

8. I agree, no way he can attend, meet dozens of dignitaries and not make an ass of him self. How many will he push in

away in order to be in front of the group?

[aeromanKC]

7. Gonna suck to be sitting near squishy pants.

[MLAA]

9. Gonna need some serious incense to just take the edge off of the odor.

[Abolishinist]

10. I feel sorry for his colostomy bag.

[GP6971]

38. I have this nagging feeling......

[Abolishinist]

40. Interesting you bring this up.

I've been going through thousand of random pics on my phone in a clean-up effort and bumped into several that I'd taken around five years ago, when I was into baking bread. It took three attempts, but I finally was able to produce an incredible crust for my favorite, the Margherita style pizza.

I've had this nagging feeling that I really need to get back to this, the Boule I made was out of this world as well.

[marble falls]

47. Your feelings nag accurately.

[GP6971]

55. Oh Darn!!! They're gone!! And they

sounded so nice!!!

[marble falls]

46. I've had most of my colon removed, as well as several other parts. I see nothing offensive at all ...

... but I did note your posting documents your attempts at trolling.

Chill.

[Torchlight]

52. Sounds serious

Good luck!

[Timewas]

11. Probably

Be late so as to get the attention............

[MLAA]

15. Yes, I didn't think of that attention getting device!

[pfitz59]

16. I expect he's never sat through a 'high mass'.

I also expect he'll fill his diaper while doing so. Will Melania wear the same dress she wore last time at the Vatican?

[Meowmee]

17. I will watch here for news on what happens 😹

I think maybe even orange psycho does not have the ability to disrupt a papal funeral, but who knows.

[no_hypocrisy]

18. Unfortunately, the Media will spend an inordinate amount of time focusing

on TSF rather than honoring the late Pope.

Expect to see Trump ostracized, avoided by the other attendees, and that will be The Story.

[AZJonnie]

19. I'm really hoping to see his ass stuck sitting right by the bathroom door

And there's nobody but nuns within 25 feet of slothy and the slovenian sex worker, all giving them this look:



Actually honestly think he'll back out at the last minute, like a dickhead, having a tantrum over some minor slight

[MLAA]

21. By the bathroom and right under the air conditioner vent so it constantly ruffles whatever is on his head. 😬

[CTyankee]

26. those nuns would scare him shitless...

[ShazzieB]

62. LOL!

I actually doubt it, though. Trump was raised protestant (one of the few things I have in common with him). I know nuns are scary to people who went to Catholic school, but I don't find them scary at all, and I doubt he does.

[CTyankee]

63. OH, IDK about that. I went back to school to get a Masters at a Catholic college and one of the nuns there taught

a graduate course I took. She wasn't in a habit but OMG she was scary. And I was raised in no religion as my father and mother were totally against religion (Daddy's strict Southern Baptist father had a lot to do with that).

[kimbutgar]

29. I got some stress looking at those nuns

Did 12 years hard time in catholic school and I remember nuns who had that look if you got on their wrong side !

[AZJonnie]

34. IKR? I'm hoping for them to feel discomfited in every possible way

Also put them into those ubiquitous light brown metal folding chairs, with no padding or armrest. You know, the sort of chairs you'd find at your average AA meeting being held in the basement of a church somewhere

[ribrepin]

20. That's what I am hoping for

The other leaders ostracize him.

[SocialDemocrat61]

24. If you have access to BBC World News

it’s a better alternative to the US networks.

[malaise]

39. They won't because the Vaticanwill control the feed n/t

[bif]

22. He can't go the long without changing his diaper!

[SocialDemocrat61]

23. He's bringing Bill Maher with him

to sit on his lap.

[MLAA]

30. To sit on his lap and hold is Coca Cola!

[CTyankee]

25. He has to go pee pee too often for that service. Maybe he'll have a little accident....

[bluestarone]

27. IF, he is one of the speakers, i hope he's LAST.

Then i can switch channels.

[Retrograde]

41. Why would he speak?

Or anyone, for that matter? A formal Catholic funeral mass is a very defined religious ritual and random attendees don't get to stand up and opine. IIRC from John Paul II's services, there are even more rituals for papal funerals.

[bluestarone]

42. I believe sometimes, certain people are invited?

[sop]

28. Trump will be captured on camera dozing off numerous times, later he'll claim he was praying really hard.

[Greywing]

31. I think he'll use the too dangerous for me to go/stay excuse

I really hope he does not attend … it seems so disgraceful to allow this hate monger’s presence anywhere near Pope Francis’s funeral service.

[MLAA]

32. Agree, he is a disgrace to all that is decent and good. He tarnishes everything he touches or attends.

He can stay home and read from his upside down Bible from the books of Corinthians One and Two 😬

[GP6971]

35. Ah....the grammar police have shown up.

[marble falls]

44. Grammar and spelling are the last refuge of the anal retentive. Alegedly.

[marble falls]

51. Maybe you need to be somewhere else, where they appreciate your style of posting ...

... but thank-you for proving my point.

[MLAA]

58. I missed whoever was correcting me. Do you recall what he/she suggested I correct?

Damn the grammar/typo police irritate me.

[marble falls]

59. It was a boloxed sentence itself. It claimed your sentence made no sense between a spelling and grammer ...

... they came here itching for a fight. They got slapped silly.

[MLAA]

60. Thank you!

[marble falls]

43. Chill.

[spanone]

36. Or filling his diaper.

[Happy Hoosier]

45. He will fall asleep on camera. NT

[marble falls]

48. The only crap shoot element is how many of your scenarios he'll drag us through.

[Ping Tung]

49. Donnie will define himself as a truly refined gentleman when dealing with the situation.

[Irish_Dem]

53. In his court room trials, he looked heavily medicated.

He dozed off, was actually sleeping.

[regnaD kciN]

54. He'll be needing the high-capacity Depends...

[Deep State Witch]

56. Seated in the Cheap Seats, Too

Sorry this is paywalled, but you get the idea.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/04/24/trump-to-be-in-third-tier-seats-at-popes-funeral/

Trump to be in third-tier seats at Pope’s funeral
Arcane Vatican protocol suggests US president may have to settle for a place away from the limelight.

Donald Trump may be the most famous person on the planet and leader of the free world, but he could be deeply disappointed when he sees the seating plan for the funeral of Pope Francis...

[MLAA]

57. Oh goodie, he's in the cheap seats. No disrespect whatsoever meant to the planners of Pope Francis' service.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

61. Uh, no

"*onald *rump may be the most famous person on the planet and leader of the free world...."



Someone's not paying attention.