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Orrex

(65,342 posts)
Fri Apr 25, 2025, 06:54 AM Apr 25

Is he dead yet?

Fatal bout of salmonella in the wake rolled back safety limits?

Frozen to death in dubious geoengineering project to reflect sunlight?

Keeled over at the thought of spending 2.5 hours at a funeral where no one will even tell him how special he is?

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True Dough

(23,334 posts)
1. Jinpinged into oblivion
Fri Apr 25, 2025, 07:06 AM
Apr 25

Donny the bully is learning the hard way that he doesn't wield as much power as he thought.

C_U_L8R

(47,529 posts)
2. At his autopsy...
Fri Apr 25, 2025, 07:21 AM
Apr 25

pathologists were astounded to find the only human example of a self-sustaining fatberg*
and amazed that he'd managed to survive anywhere near this long. The 6'2" congealed mass (5'10" minus lifts)
is being studied and may become a Smithsonian exhibit as a warning to all.

*https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/sep/12/total-monster-concrete-fatberg-blocks-london-sewage-system

surfered

(7,322 posts)
3. #3 cracked me up.
Fri Apr 25, 2025, 07:24 AM
Apr 25

Pushed off stage by world leaders after elbowing his way to the front for the photo at Pope’s funeral.

twodogsbarking

(14,004 posts)
5. Put Hegseth in charge of refueling air force one.
Fri Apr 25, 2025, 08:52 AM
Apr 25

In case of water event use your seat cushion as a flotation device. Sharks like to top feed.

niyad

(124,444 posts)
8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Fri Apr 25, 2025, 09:05 AM
Apr 25

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(285,388 posts)
14. No but I'm hoping he thinks
Fri Apr 25, 2025, 09:56 AM
Apr 25

he knows more than the pilots on AF1 as he heads to the pope’s funeral.

TBF

(35,136 posts)
18. Maybe if we start selling "Obama 2028" hats -
Fri Apr 25, 2025, 12:22 PM
Apr 25

in response to his own latest grift, it will be enough to trigger a major coronary

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