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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Fatal bout of salmonella in the wake rolled back safety limits?
Frozen to death in dubious geoengineering project to reflect sunlight?
Keeled over at the thought of spending 2.5 hours at a funeral where no one will even tell him how special he is?

True Dough
(23,334 posts)Donny the bully is learning the hard way that he doesn't wield as much power as he thought.
C_U_L8R
(47,529 posts)pathologists were astounded to find the only human example of a self-sustaining fatberg*
and amazed that he'd managed to survive anywhere near this long. The 6'2" congealed mass (5'10" minus lifts)
is being studied and may become a Smithsonian exhibit as a warning to all.
*https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/sep/12/total-monster-concrete-fatberg-blocks-london-sewage-system
niyad
(124,444 posts)surfered
(7,322 posts)Pushed off stage by world leaders after elbowing his way to the front for the photo at Popes funeral.
Joinfortmill
(18,221 posts)twodogsbarking
(14,004 posts)In case of water event use your seat cushion as a flotation device. Sharks like to top feed.
twodogsbarking
(14,004 posts)NoSheep
(8,294 posts)niyad
(124,444 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
58Sunliner
(5,807 posts)SheltieLover
(70,017 posts)
dreamland
(1,114 posts)
malaise
(285,388 posts)he knows more than the pilots on AF1 as he heads to the popes funeral.
Harker
(16,341 posts)and not metaphorically?
republianmushroom
(20,247 posts)With any kind of luck, it will happen.
bluestarone
(19,852 posts)A IMPOSTER president.
TBF
(35,136 posts)in response to his own latest grift, it will be enough to trigger a major coronary