Borowitz - Will Pam Bondi Go to Prison? (not satire)

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Can the attorney general of the United States go to prison?

The answer, of course, is yes: John Mitchell, who served under Richard M. Nixon, later served 19 months in federal prison for crimes related to Watergate.

Will the heinous Pam Bondi follow in his footsteps?

Welcome to the tenth installment of Traitor of the Week: Pam Bondi Edition!

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/will-pam-bondi-go-to-prison

[enid602]

1. Blondi

She got away with installing Bush. Will her luck hold?

[Tommy Carcetti]

6. Different Florida Attorney General

You’re thinking of Katherine Harris.

[chowder66]

8. Bondi is the one who made the Trump University case disappear in return for $$$.

[leftieNanner]

2. Paywall

But sounds interesting

[bluestarone]

3. Well, if we get control of BOTH houses, (especially the Senate) she will answer in the form of

Hearings, Then who knows from there.

[Iamscrewed]

4. Fascism

Doesn't work out well for all of there supporters either.

[paleotn]

5. Prison?

I was thinking of more permanent solutions.

[malaise]

7. I posted a reminder for her last month

She clearly wants to follow in his footsteps

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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220158147

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. I love the Borowtiz Report