Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Piously murdered by the conclave?

Died of holy water poisoning when he drank it to show that he's the best Catholic?

Silicosis that he got after gutting NIOSH?

[EYESORE 9001]

1. Some day, we'll have to stop meeting this way

There will be great jubilations on that day, so I won’t miss these daily status reports too badly.

[LymphocyteLover]

3. all I know is that he's got a terminal case of stupidity and one of these days...

[surfered]

4. It's up to Batman to save us

[SocialDemocrat61]

5. Ate 100 McNuggets to celebrate 100 days

But spilled some honey mustard and slipped on it while rushing to the bathroom breaking his neck.

[malaise]

6. No

but he’s been dead wrong about everything for these past 100 days.

45 days to June 14 - hope he croaks before or during the 79 trombones parade..

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. ONE present, Universe!

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[C_U_L8R]

8. All it took

was one very pissed-off servant.

[lark]

9. Death by boredom at the pope's funeral!

The entire world cheered when he never woke up!!

[Sky Jewels]

23. Compounded by sleep apnea during his funeral nap.

[Gordcanuck]

10. Unfortunately not, but his plans

for annexing 🇨🇦 are on hold with
Pm Carney’s re-election.

[NNadir]

11. Heart attack after a vision of Claretta Petacci's body hanging in the Pizzale Loreto...

...next to her boyfriend.

[niyad]

17. 80 years ago Monday. .hmmmm

[NNadir]

19. They say history repeats more or less.

I am terrified that the future will be no less ugly than the past.

[Martin Eden]

12. He wished the Pope's funeral was all about him.

Then God heard the prayers of multitudes, and granted his wish.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

13. There is always hope for the future

Link to tweet

[Ocelot II]

14. No, and WHY THE BLOODY HELL NOT??!?

[get the red out]

15. McDonalds

The cheese on the quarter-pounder came from uninspected milk.

[SheltieLover]

16. Not yet, but it's still early...

[CaptainTruth]

18. Not yet, but one day closer.

[hlthe2b]

20. ...

--Let me at 'em!!!

[pandr32]

29. Holy crap!

Is that the cartoon Tasmanian Devil?

[electric_blue68]

34. 😄

[IronLionZion]

21. I wouldn't be surprised if holy water boils in his presence

or burns him, demon that he is.

[Blue Owl]

22. Beheaded -- French Revolution style

I had a macabre but humorous thought -- if Dump's head were to be guillotined off, and someone grabbed it by the hair to hold up in front of the cheering crowd (like they did during the French Revolution) -- the severed head would tumble ungracefully downward and smack the scaffold floor below due to the excessive length of unfurling combed over follicles the Pisswig likes to model....

[Sky Jewels]

24. Smothered when the Pope hat he was trying on

slipped down over his nose and mouth.

[malaise]

33. Bwaaaaah

😀😂

[Wicked Blue]

25. Methane explosion from overfilled diaper near lit candle at Pope's funeral

[republianmushroom]

26. Not yet, damn, but he is starting to look like, maybe soon.

Another day closer.

[moondust]

27. The rats are licking their lips

as they wait for the brain worms to finish their seemingly endless search for a snack. Somebody should probably tell the hungry rats that they'll be very disappointed--it's not worth the wait.

[FSogol]

28. Had two bowls of ice cream when everyone else only got one too many times.

[dlilafae]

30. My personal fave

A poison blow dart to the neck.

[hlthe2b]

32. Quicksand.... the "quicker," the better and

zero trace. (or so a little birdie tells me)

[electric_blue68]

35. As I had pondered, and posted; one of the sandtraps he walks into IS Qucksand!

👍

[bluestarone]

31. He's way past dying. I'm pretty sure the main reason is the DEVIL found out that our supreme court gave him

IMMUNITY from dying.

[electric_blue68]

36. 😱😱😱 😭