Why friendly aliens should come collect the Trump/Musk regime for an alien zoo

[highplainsdem]

To protect Earth's species and environment from them.
PLUS:
Trump always likes to have an audience.
Musk has always wanted to see other worlds.
Vance will have a chance to try yet another new name, look and identity.
Hegseth will have another reason to drink.
Noem will see lots of ideas for more cosplay.
Patel could meet other bug-eyed monsters.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

1. Love it

[highplainsdem]

7. Thanks!

[Lovie777]

2. 1959 - Twilight Zone - People are alike all over ...................

[Blue Owl]

3. Even if the aliens aren't friendly -- they're still welcome to take them

Just get them the hell outta here

[progressoid]

4. And the 70+ million people that voted for him

[Ponietz]

6. And the 90 million who didn't vote

[jmowreader]

5. I would almost prefer...

…that the aliens who have the copy of To Serve Man take them. That way we don’t have to worry about getting them back.