Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Sneezed and expelled the last remaining CCs of his his liquefied brain?

Obliterated when a one of the tanks his parade "accidentally" fires upon him?

Strokes out while hate-watching 60 Minutes' piece on him?

[Celerity]

1. No

[MiHale]

2. Is forced to live as a fevered MAGA from the Deep South...

Dusts himself off when he has to hold his own penis to pee.

[C_U_L8R]

3. Threw a billion-dollar birthday parade for himself.

His poor little ego couldn't take it when the only people who showed up were props on his payroll.
Crestfallen, it expired with a slow pathetic whine... like the air being let out of a sickly orange balloon.

[Duncanpup]

4. When he kicks

We’re all having a D.U. Community cookout I’m bringing burgers and broccoli salad.

[niyad]

19. I will bring pasta salad and veggie skewers.

[2naSalit]

21. I'll bring...

The potato salad! I'll even make two kinds!

[SheltieLover]

27. I'll bring dog biscuits and bully sticks and tennis balls for the puppers!

What a great idea, Dunc!

[Ocelot II]

28. I'll bring ice cream and everybody will get two scoops.

[CrispyQ]

34. I'll bring top shelf flower.

[Ojerly]

48. That's when I'll support

a military type parade

[Oopsie Daisy]

5. Struck by lightning?

Pushed down a flight of marble stairs by Melania? A patriotic secret service agent?

[58Sunliner]

6. Pummeled by his mini-me's as they lose elections around the world?

[EYESORE 9001]

7. How will it happen? I'm sensing inevitability as of late.

The phrase ‘dead man walking’ comes to mind when I see this rambling, shambling abomination schlepping like a bloated fartsack from one vitriol-filled venue to another. Long ago he fitted himself with cement overshoes. He’s overboard now and that one last gasp won’t last forever.

Croaking in public seems a real possibility, considering that even a whiff of dissent triggers a cascade of narcissistic retaliatory alchemy within.

[Joinfortmill]

11. This is very good, indeed.

[malaise]

23. Please

Please please😀

[surfered]

8. Mysteriously dies from cyanide poisoning after telling Stephen Miller he looks like Pee-wee Herman

[Joinfortmill]

12. Rofl

[SheltieLover]

30. pfffft...

[yardwork]

9. Posted a photo of himself as Muhammad.

[Joinfortmill]

10. No, goddammit!

[malaise]

13. No but as the slobfather in chief

He may soon label himself as an enemy combatant
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220288013Or

[niyad]

20. Not found? the message I keep getting when clicking on that link.

[calimary]

24. Same here. Oh well...

[SheltieLover]

31. same here

[Yonnie3]

36. Extra characters on the end of the link

Trimmed it for you https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220288013

[malaise]

45. Thanks

😀

[malaise]

44. Wish he weren't found

Here’s the link 😀
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220288013

[CaptainTruth]

14. Meme for today...

[calimary]

25. Well, not seeing what I'd kinda like...

[SheltieLover]

32. The understatement of the year, thus far...

[Wicked Blue]

15. Blown over by the wind generated by Susan Collins' irritable finger-wagging

[Brainfodder]

16. Oops I think I may have rooted too hard for his papacy?

Oh, perhaps everyone did and twas crushed by the weight of our collective thoughts creating an untenable Orient Express situation?

Trampled by all the adoring fans wanting their tender vittles stroked while also lining up for the EM1 Bonus injection for 18 years of PP?

[Sharma Dreihund]

17. P, T, N.

Putin first? Out a window?

[niyad]

18. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[2naSalit]

22. Was unalived by...

Throwing a fit about having his ball plunge dead center into a pond hazard. While rushing his golf cart recklessly to the edge of the pond, he stops so abruptly that the cart rolls into the pond with him trapped under it, totally submerged, a club in his tiny hand, a bolt of lightning strikes the club and poaches him as the pond boils. The audience claps loudly as the Secret Service agents take a bow.

The End.




If only!

[calimary]

29. WOW! A plot outline is born!

And considering who the main subject is, I’d bet on a box office bonanza!!!

[GemDigger]

33. I can picture that,

and it has me rolling with laughter.

[Yonnie3]

37. Ring the dinner bell for the alligators! n/t

[Ocelot II]

38. An alternate scenario could involve alligators instead of lightning.

[2naSalit]

40. Or both!

[SheltieLover]

26. Sadly not yet -- that I know of...

Hope springs eternal...

[Ocelot II]

35. This morning on a thread about fitness trackers I commented that mine alerts me to breaking news

by vibrating. The display scrolls BREAKING NEWS, and I can tap the icon to find out what's going on. Every time I get that breaking news vibrate-alert I get all excited and wonder, "Could this be IT, at last?" So far no luck, but the device does record my suddenly-increased heart rate. Someday, though...

[SheltieLover]

47. Someone just posted a thread with the subject great news

and I had the same hopeful immediate reaction.

Post was about Labor winning Aussie election, which is great news, too, but somehow left me feeling let down. 😓

[SuzyandPuffpuff]

39. I wish

Maybe Big Bird will beat the shit outta him with a catsup bottle

[LetMyPeopleVote]

41. I am hoping that G-d will strike trump down for this

And I am not Catholic

Link to tweet

[GopherGal]

42. Fell off John Elway's Golf Cart?

Elway seemingly golfs in California, so no gators chowing down on a high-fat snack. But probably still some EVs with batteries to electrocute him when he falls/rolls/bounces into the water hazard.

[republianmushroom]

43. Not yet, but the day isn't over yet, one can be hopeful.

After today we are a day closer. That is looking on the bright side.

[Blue Owl]

46. Run over by the popemobile