Melania once posted this promotion of herself to the interwebs, stating she was looking for sincere, honest, and loving

[Swede]

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Melania once posted this promotion of herself to the interwebs, stating she was looking for sincere, honest, and loving man who would respect her.

Wonder how that worked out . . .

COurtesy of Mrs. Betty Bowers on Bluesky.

Melania once posted this promotion of herself to the interwebs, stating she was looking for sincere, honest, and loving man who would respect her.

Wonder how that worked out . . .

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2025-05-05T23:55:46.346Z

[niyad]

1. 5"11 and 107 lbs??? and, christian, not catholic.

[SheltieLover]

3. Yeah, that impersonator at Pope's funeral was a bad immitation of Jackie.

They seem obsessed with ghe Kennedys for some reason.

[niyad]

5. I think the Kennedys represent everything they are not: intelligence (notice

how the only kennedy they like is the one the whole family shuns), style, class, acceptance in that rarified social world.

There is one particular adjective that it would be lovely if the orange thing and JFK shared.

[SheltieLover]

9. Yup & JFK hated ruskies.

Hence, the attack on Jackie's rose garden.

[LoisB]

6. I'm no expert but I would think 107 lbs. at 5'11" would be nothing but skin and bones.

Yeah, she's about as "Christian" as that thing she married.

[Ms. Toad]

2. Barron looks just like her. n/t

[LoisB]

4. I think she missed her goal.

[niyad]

7. Oh my, yes!!!

[SheltieLover]

10. Indeed!

[Kid Berwyn]

8. "Russian prostitute falls for Russian prostitute."

Thanks, Putin.

ETA: GreatComments

[SheltieLover]

11. Bazinga!

[Kid Berwyn]

12. The comments are gold.

Melania once posted this promotion of herself to the interwebs, stating she was looking for sincere, honest, and loving man who would respect her.

Wonder how that worked out . . .

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2025-05-05T23:55:46.346Z

[SheltieLover]

13. Thx!

[SheltieLover]

14. Cheerful?

[LoisB]

17. LOL.

[Retrograde]

15. If she was born in 1970

and claims to be 21, than this was "posted" in 1991, and it would not have looked as polished as this. The internet did exist - I used a version of it in 1979 and it was text-based. The layout here says "browser" to me, and web browsers were in their infancy then - Mosaic came out in the early 1990s - 1994 or 95 - and web access didn't become widespread outside of universities and corporations until the late 1990s (Mr. Retrograde worked on a joint Netscape/Sun project at that time). I have no problem believing that Mel put out some ads like this, but they would have been print-oriented in 1991.

[UTUSN]

16. So, what she meant was somebody who would negotiate on pre-nups.