Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Haunted to death by the ghost of Walter Cronkite?

Stroked out during hallucinated visit by his dementia-addled father?

Cerebral event while trying to deport Alcatraz because he thought it sounds like Arabic?

[C_U_L8R]

1. Swept out to sea

Went for a site visit to his latest acquisition, Alcatraz. While strutting about the grounds, he slipped on a patch of kelp and plopped right into the bay. The secret service and his attendants looked at each other and shrugged as the whining flailing orange buoy swept out to sea. It's thought that a Great White tried to make a snack of him somewhere past the Golden Gate, but spat him back out because he tasted so rotten.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

2. Died of septic shock

He's so full of shit that it overwhelmed his immune system.

[surfered]

3. In a bizarre and ironic incident, the President, while playing golf, was pecked to death by a conclave of cardinals

Pam Bondi pledged the Justice Department would use all efforts legal and otherwise to apprehend and prosecute the offending birds, many of which were thought to be illegal migrants.

[Conjuay]

8. that should get you an award. N/T

[surfered]

10. 🙏

[littlemissmartypants]

13. Duzy! 🏆🥇🥂🍾💫

[SheltieLover]

14. Excellent!

Your imaginative writing & the birds!

[Joinfortmill]

18. Hahahaha

[malaise]

22. Bwaaaaah

Most excellent

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJTFIq3RHr0/

Enjoy😂

[IronLionZion]

27. Birds Aren't Real

if it flies, it spies.

[bdamomma]

36. That's

great, or a Duzy.

[2naSalit]

4. Died of...

Asphyxiation in a cloud of hair spray mist while struggling with his "beautiful, luxurious" hair.

[Botany]

5. Every Day brings "it" one day closer

N/t

[gordianot]

6. You win

Best response to his demise and residence in. Hell.

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Vogon_Glory]

9. Sometimes I worry that he'll live forever

Satan’s underlings are worried that he’ll be put in charge of Hell’s employee housing after he arrives down below, and I don’t doubt that they’ve already heard stories.

[LymphocyteLover]

11. I have a similar fear

One of my main life goals right now is simply to outlive that evil motherfucker

[SheltieLover]

12. No, but this professioal psychic does a health reading daily in anticipation of the celebration

?feature=shared

Enjoy

[malaise]

20. Bwaaaaah

😀😂😀😂

[SheltieLover]

23. I'm serious & she is very thorough!

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

In my 70 yrs, I have never seen a person so hated that the whole world, save the magats, fervently hoped, wished, prayed, and anticipated another's demise. Imagine how many voodoo dolls in his likeness are jabbed with gusto daily...

I wonder if there are betting odds on slobby's death date?

[bdamomma]

37. that was pretty good

Thanks Sheltie.

I think I will be checking in on this tarot reader.

[SheltieLover]

40. She is very good, imo.

There are several many of up keep up with:

Tarot Down Under, Dr. Lena is a sociologist. Incredibl insights and, of course, the requistite hatred for slobby.

Maighstir Tarot. One of my top 3 favs. Love Libby!

Revealing Light Tarot. Everyone loves Maryanne. She is a former Australian govt official and journalist. Her insights are absolutely incredibl.

Tarot By the Bay (Pacific Time and he generally posts pretty late at night)

Twin Tarot, David from Tarot by the Bay and his twin brother. They are both snarky and prety good readers.

And, last by not least, this wonderful reader who does a health reading on slobby. I heard her say she sets them up to post at mdnight for that following day.

Hope springs eternal...

[Tetrachloride]

15. Today's triplet appears to be all in his head.

[Joinfortmill]

16. No! goddamn it.

[NNadir]

17. Killed by straffing by a Danish fighter jet while storming the beaches of Greenland?

[malaise]

19. No but there are 39 days to the 79 trombones parade

and not one of his brothers made it to 80.

[SheltieLover]

24. That's really encouraging, Malaise!!!

Tyvm for sharing!

[NNadir]

30. Nice. N/t

[Self Esteem]

32. But his father lived until 93 and his mother 88.

Trump isn't going to pass anytime soon. He'll live another ten years - at least.

[SheltieLover]

41. Killjoy

[bdamomma]

38. one can

or many can wish that.

[hlthe2b]

21. ...

"Let me at 'em!"

[SheltieLover]

43. The bigger they are, the harder they fall...

[dreamland]

25. That's what Melanomia thought too when she said

He looked cute dressed as the Pope ... in a casket.

[IronLionZion]

26. One of the 3/4 of total US population who dies of Fentanyl each year

the liberal media won't tell you that because it's completely bonkers to spew such BS numbers.

[Clouds Passing]

33. My son is one of those...

[IronLionZion]

34. Sorry for your loss

[SheltieLover]

42. So sorry, Clouds...

[twodogsbarking]

28. The internet will be overloaded when he does.

[JohnnyRingo]

29. Hang in there.

[Saoirse9]

31. Dammit the thing still lives

[republianmushroom]

35. No dancing in the streets,

so it hasn't happen yet. But we are a day closer.
Don't care how just get it done, lord.

[bdamomma]

39. Hear

your prayer.

[LudwigPastorius]

44. Killed with kindness by the new Canadian PM?

Liver failure from metal toxicity due to constant proximity to gold tchotchkes in the Oval Office?

Ballooning waistline and tightening corset results in brain aneurysm from soaring blood pressure?