trump declares himself to be the winner of the Kentucky Derby

[LetMyPeopleVote]

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[dalton99a]

1. Now give him some grass

[tanyev]

2. That would explain a lot, actually.

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[Diamond_Dog]

3. He would win the prize for the biggest horse's ass.

[republianmushroom]

7. AMEN

[MiHale]

4. And the jockey came up to me with tears in his eyes...

and said “Sir, I rode your ass so hard I thought you’d quit but you just kept coming so fast, so fast I couldn’t believe it.”

[republianmushroom]

8. Putin's training, riding his orange ass.

[hlthe2b]

5. Sovereignty beats the (ugly) Imperialist...

Fortunately...

[Midnight Writer]

6. Great. Now put him out to pasture.