Every time Trump farts, his Nazi ankle dog Miller goes on cable news and calls it a master class in blah blah blah.

[Miles Archer]

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Miller: I had the pleasure of getting to be at the meeting today between the President of the United States and the prime minister of Canada. What I witnessed was like watching a grand master in chess perform.

Link to tweet

[Ocelot II]

1. But the Grand Master wasn't Trump.

Trump is more like a pigeon on a chessboard: He knocks the pieces over, shits all over the board, then struts around like he won.

[PittBlue]

2. I'm assuming he is talking about the Canadian PM.

[dalton99a]

3. Stephen Miller is the reincarnation of Joseph Goebbels

[ThoughtCriminal]

4. But if there WAS a "Master Class" in Farting...

Trump would be the Grand Poo-Bah, Lord High Flatulator.

[Emile]

5. Ass kissing to the max.

[Initech]

10. And it gets cringier by the day!

[Frasier Balzov]

6. Is there a tariff on piano wire?

I want some.

[Jack Valentino]

8. Even if there is, it would be a worthy investment!

[Jack Valentino]

7. but Trump doesn't have a dog--- oh wait...

now I get it. All of Trump's henchmen are reminiscent of puppies humping his leg---


but the reason he doesn't have a real dog, "man's best friend"
is that a real dog would not have him

[Initech]

9. Followed by more ass kissing from Pam Bondi, Kristi Noem, and Howard Lutnick.

I want real leaders, not professional ass kissers.

[Miles Archer]

13. Lutnick reminds me of James Mason in the Salem's Lot movie...

...if you remember that infamous "FACE THE MASTER" scene.

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[Initech]

15. Pam Bondi reminds me of Darryl Hannah's character from Kill Bill.

[LudwigPastorius]

11. I'm surprised Miller can clearly enunciate a sentence while gargling Trump's balls.

That's quite a trick.

[sinkingfeeling]

12. Sorry, it was like watching a 4th. grader trying to bully

someone else with sheer nonsense. What does the Obama Library's construction have to do with Canada?

[Initech]

16. And what's their obsession with chess?

Every time the fucking asshole does something they say it's like playing some weird degree of chess. WTF.

[allegorical oracle]

14. Mebbe all that butt-kissing makes people look sinister, like Miller & Bondi. nt