JD Vance Jokes About Deporting Tourists Attending 2026 World Cup

[dalton99a]

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JD Vance Jokes About Deporting Tourists Attending 2026 World Cup
The vice president warned people attending the five-week tournament next year not to overstay their welcome, or there would be consequences.
David Moye
May 6, 2025, 07:24 PM EDT

JD Vance attempted a charm offensive on Tuesday, and failed with the charm while succeeding in being offensive.

It happened during an announcement that former Donald Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani’s son, Andrew Giuliani, would be leading a task force for the 2026 World Cup, which will take place in the United States, Canada and Mexico next year.

Rather than stoke excitement for a global event that could be a tourism cash cow for North America, Vance decided to take a different approach — and joked about deporting the potential thousands of tourists visiting the U.S. for the occasion.

“We’ll have visitors from close to 100 countries. We want them to come, we want them to celebrate, we want them to watch the game,” Vance said. “But when the time is up, they’ll have to go home, otherwise they’ll have to talk to [Homeland Security] Secretary Noem.”

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[MiHale]

1. Don't think many saw it as a joke...

[tanyev]

2. Joke's on him if attendance is way down for the games held in the U.S.

Idiot.

[Diamond_Dog]

6. I hope it IS way down after that insulting comment he made.

The guy has all the charisma of a wet paper bag but thinks he’s so clever and witty.

[Aristus]

21. I hope attendance is down, too.

I hope the World Cup falls through the cellar hole and burns.

I hope people lose fortunes. Especially if those people voted for Trump/Vance. Getting them in the pocketbook is the only way these chuzzlewits will ever learn.

[Cha]

47. The Big Problem is

Mump Vump and Putin want it this way.

America to be a Shithole country. So Russia can take over. I think he did on Purpose

[Henry203]

3. Move the cup

To another country and the tourists would be extremely happy.

[BidenRocks]

52. The games will be played in Mexico and Canada.

I'm not sure about Trumpistan.

[dem4decades]

4. Maybe the US can win the cup, if Trump denies Visas to all the players from the other countries.

[marble falls]

5. Joke or something Mango T. Jebus talked about in front of him.

[Solly Mack]

7. He is one disturbed piece of shit.

[Ritabert]

8. It's literally a contest to see how low they can go

[Solly Mack]

18. Tight race, too.

[Ritabert]

27. They're all outstanding in their level of incompetence

[Solly Mack]

28. That they are.

[colorado_ufo]

9. Award for the most accurate description of JD Vance.

I had just told the husband, "Words fail me," and you found the words. Thank you.

The man can't even pick out a doughnut from the case.

[Solly Mack]

19. There is something seriously not right about him. He's off, and that's saying something considering the company he keeps

- because they are all skewing sharply to the strange.

[IronLionZion]

10. Many of them would choose not to come here

so US cities would miss out on tourist revenue. Idiot

We'll get real data on flights and hotel bookings soon. Since there are games in Canada and Mexico we can see if there are more bookings there than the US.

[DonCoquixote]

11. the us should never get the cup again

Not that Fifa is not some seriously corrupted mass of toxic sludge, but as long as America stands against nations working together to at least have a bloody soccer tournament, it should not be allowed in.

Lets see what they do in the Olympics, let me guess, Russia wins all the Gold.

[orleans]

12. what an asshole. who the fuck would want to come here when they are

being threatened / warned about shit like that?

i'd be like: fuck him, fuck them, fuck it all

[Crowman2009]

13. If only I chose MCAS Cherry Pt. as my duty station, the couch fucker would wind up in the brig.

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[mommymarine2003]

29. I lived at Cherry Point in the 1960's. My father was a career Marine, and he was stationed there for a year.

I attended Havelock Junior High. So long ago.

[Crowman2009]

30. I was only there for Aviation Ordnance "C" school from late 98' to spring 99'.

[Crowman2009]

33. BTW, how I would have done it would be to get him hammered then see if he...

...tries to get in a fight with the biggest Marine in the Aviation Ordnance division I would have been in (MALS-14); or he goes to his CO's office, has his way with the leather couch, and gets caught the next morning by the PMOs. 😁

Didn't think that checkmark I made on the box for west coast duty station while at NAS Pensacola in 98' would have a butterfly effect.

[Escurumbele]

14. How did he manage to graduate from Yale? He is dumb as a doornail.

What a clown...

I have no doubt that many people have been debating if to come to the USA for the World Cup, but now idiot Vance may have helped with the decision. The things these people do cannot really be made up, it is a Bizarro USA right now. Well, to be fair, it has been since Reagan.

[struggle4progress]

15. "We'll send you effers to die in CECOT! Ha ha! I joke! I joke! I am one funny man!"

[0rganism]

16. "joked about deporting the potential thousands of tourists"

That's a charitable way of putting it. Apparently the press has been trained to always give F47's crew the benefit of the doubt, because
1. There's nothing remotely funny about it.
and
2. Imagine the shitstorm that would ensue if Biden or Harris had said anything like this.

Somehow unbelievable and predictable simultaneously.

[Jimvanhise]

17. IT ALREADY HAPPENED

Two German tourists in Hawaii who were casually traveling were deported for not making hotel reservations in advance!

[maxsolomon]

26. And they said they planned to work on a Tourist Visa.

Not the best example to make your point.

When World Cup tourists enter the country, they'll say "I'm here for the World Cup games in X City." No problems.

Vance is still a jackhole, and not one tourist is going to speak with Noem.

[markodochartaigh]

42. I wonder if the World Cup tourists

who want to visit friends or relatives in a different city or state will have problems? What about those who just want to drive around and see the country?

[maxsolomon]

43. They shouldn't. I see foreign tourists every day.

Driving around the country is what they do.

Just know where you're staying and don't say you're planning to work.

[IronLionZion]

37. They were also imprisoned in an ICE detention facility first

so dumb

[70sEraVet]

20. One comment to that 'X' post was priceless:

"Honestly, threatening foreigners with a conversation with Kristi Noem unless they leave might be the most effective strategy they’ve thought of yet"

[0rganism]

24. Unlike JDV's "joke", that was actually funny

The press just lets them say this shit and writes it off as humor. The American press is digging their own graves by letting vicious assholes spot test their positions in "jest".

[bif]

22. Sod off, JD!

[EnergizedLib]

23. Ha ha, that's some kind of joke

I forgot to laugh. Tourism is down. Why not joke about something that will further disincentivize tourists to come down here?

What will the White House say when the U.S. doesn’t win the World Cup in 2026?

[intheflow]

25. You're just guaranteein they will stay home.

WTF is wrong with this man? Why would anyone want to come to a country that demands the world thanks them for being fascists?

[timms139]

31. He goes over

like a hot cat turd .

[Skittles]

32. reminds me of DeSantis

tries very hard to imitate human behavior, fails miserably

[stillcool]

34. I'm surprised the World Cup Committee

hasn't changed the venue. What country would want to send their athletes here?

[Hekate]

36. It's all money and the politics of money. Athletes are sent to all kinds of countries w horrible governments.

[Hekate]

35. No charm. All offensive. We don't want you here, & if you linger we'll clap you in chains...

As I’ve been saying for years: the Berlin Wall was designed to keep people inside. It wasn’t for the protection of the East Berliners, it was to keep them in prison. That’s the mentality of trump and JD. That’s why the “big, beautiful wall” has always given me the creeps.

[flashman13]

38. I suspect a significant number of teams will refuse to come to our shit hole third world nation.

I won't be surprised if the whole event is moved to a more civilized country.

LOL JD!

[AllyCat]

39. He isn't joking. These people only find pain and cruelty funny.

No one should come here. They need to move the Olympics and the World Cup.

[Meowmee]

40. Fucking ah

No one is going to want to visit here now with everything going on. I wouldn’t.

[markodochartaigh]

41. I can see the US Department of Commerce's

Department of Travel and Tourism's new slogan, "The United States, Come on Vacation, Leave on Probation".

[senseandsensibility]

44. Between this and breaking the trophy and being the last

person to visit the Pope before he died, this guy is starting to look like he could be a loser, even by maga standards.

[Danascot]

48. When he visited India

There was a terrorist attack and war broke out between India and Pakistan.

[haele]

51. Found out the day he visited the USS Truman was the day

They lost a plane that didn't catch the hook when landing.
That guy has become a f'ing disaster magnet. Must have picked up a case of the demons when he visited Rome.
If I knew he was coming anywhere near my location, I'd take the off work and hunker down for a few days just to make sure I don't get stuck in his effect field.

[IronLionZion]

45. They can advise Kristi Noem on how best to secure one's purse in a hamburger restaurant

American Problems

[kimbutgar]

46. Way to get the world soccer association enough to cancel the 2026 World Cup or change its venue

Resulting in loss of tourism funds.

[red dog 1]

49. JP Pants strikes again!

(Only one breath away from the presidency)

[BigmanPigman]

50. Question: If tRump kicked the bucket how would this be any better?!?

I honestly do not know which direction the MAGA base/tRump cult would take if Vance became the POTUS. Does anyone have any idea?

[Morbius]

53. First, it would NOT be better.

I suspect the base would go further to the right.

I don't think Trump is healthy, so I really, truly believe JD Vance will be the 48th - and possibly final - President of the United States. He's a loathsome guy, and he won't be popular with the base for long - if he is now. But he's part of their tribe, so they will support him.