Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Slipped and fell on red carpet at Met Gala?

Fatally stripped his gears while back-pedaling on the economy?

Died while undergoing quack treatments pushed by Dr. Casey Means?

[SheltieLover]

1. Crushed by Kosmos 482 falling to earth?

Mistaken for a wapo journalist & "welcomed" by price bonesaw?

[Dave Bowman]

2. Turpentine and hamberders overdose?

[dutch777]

3. Suicide when he realized his existence was prime cause of crashing US birthrate. Gift to JD

"Fell" out of a window at Trump Tower. Melania saw it happen from "across' the room.

[no_hypocrisy]

4. Fatal Humiliation b/c Pope Leo has an incredibly high Q Factor in popularity

and he is just yesterday's news.

[surfered]

5. Lady Justice beheads Donald Trump after hearing he appointed Jeanine Pirro US Attorney

[SheltieLover]

7. Bazinga!

Love it!

[surfered]

8. I thank you 🙏

[SheltieLover]

9. I live for the day the sword of Justice falls on the ruzkie assets.

[malaise]

30. Bwaaah

😂

[C_U_L8R]

6. Oval Office meeting with Hegseth and Pirro

Someone lit a match and the ignited fumes almost took out the whole west wing.
Roasted fuckface l'orange.

[Brainfodder]

10. Falls deep into the earth's core from the weight of embarrassment when he finally gains the ability?

Finally succumbs to the pain from all the eye daggers aimed at him wherever he goes?

The boil between his ears pops like The Boys?

[electric_blue68]

11. omg My laffs of the early morning. TY Orrex & posters!

[malaise]

13. The only thread that will beat this one first thing in the morning is

the one announcing that he croaked😀

[Orrex]

15. As much as I enjoy posting this thread...

I would enjoy reading that one even more!

[malaise]

16. And so say

all of us😀

[calimary]

20. Definitely, absolutely, and you-bet-yer-ass!

Btw, I’ve come to LOVE these “Is he dead yet?” threads! They keep me smiling, and optimistic, every day!

[SheltieLover]

27. The entire world will celebrate when slobby croaks!

[electric_blue68]

23. Baaahahahaaaa....Indeed!

Bc I stay up excessively late; I sleep in. I wonder when that day comes, I won't mind being woken up by the raucous cheering of my neighbors!

[SheltieLover]

26. ...

[malaise]

12. No bu tKimmel had a blast re Pope Pompous XVIII, Archbishop

of Rantbury😂😀😂

[twodogsbarking]

14. Swallowed whole by MTG.

[KPN]

17. I wish.

[sop]

18. No, that Pope hat (Mitre) wasn't tight enough, it didn't cut off the blood supply to his diseased brain long enough.

[leftieNanner]

28. You're assuming that there's a brain in there?

I'm not so sure.

[Botany]

19. The day is still young

Just remember that every day is one day closer to his dirt nap.

[niyad]

21. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[chouchou]

22. He accidently took an IQ test....The professors buried him..thought he was dead.

[58Sunliner]

24. Over-active bladder from pissing on everyone finally went septic?

[hlthe2b]

25. Hope Springs Eternal...

Anticipatory reaction:




CELEBRATE!

[republianmushroom]

29. Damn, just another day closer.

But, we are getting there slowly, by we are getting there. I tell myself this every day.