Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatally suspended his habeas corpus?

Mauled by Smokey Bear for giving away our National Parks?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[surfered]

1. Got in the way of the new acting administrator of FEMA

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fema-chief-david-richardson_n_681e5c11e4b02fbba8e864e5

[SheltieLover]

3. That guy sounds charming, doesn't he?

[underpants]

12. I didn't know this happened. His predecessor said one thing ONE THING

and was shown the door. Immediately.

It’s usually pretty good for the new person in charge to NOT walk in and take a dump on the carpet from a you know, esprit de corps standing point at least, let alone completing the mission. The immediate life saving mission. 🙄. Nope. See ya bye.

Both of these guys are prior military. Hamilton was a Seal, Richardson was Marine artillery. You don’t just come in barking orders even in the military. Been there and seen it only work for a short time.

Get a look at Richardson.

[niyad]

22. That image looks like some ETs tried to create a replica of a human,

but couldn't get the eyes and face quite right. Blurry blueprint.

[Hugin]

30. Straight from central casting...

Has that look of the dude in a hack 1980’s sci-fi movie you know from the opening credits is going to go bad when the chips are down.

[malaise]

7. Bwaaaah

Before or after the hurricane hit the fake gold property? 😀

[SheltieLover]

2. Throttled by angry Cubs' fans?

Skewered with papal staff?

Attacked by an angry polar bear in Greenland?

Haunted to death by John Lewis's ghost?

Treated to Bloody Sunday treatment for being a ruskie asset?

[MiHale]

4. Fake ICE agents shot him...

as he was trying to stop them deporting his kids…well not Tiffany.

[Meowmee]

5. Unfortunately.... We are still waiting

I pick door number 2 😹

[underpants]

6. Let's see what they fuck up today

I’ve seen these daily posts and they always give me a giggle. It’s crude but funny. It also breaks at least 5 DU rules as I read them but I’m not Alerting and apparently no one else is that I know of.

So that all being said I will add in unsugarcoated responses. We tend to say things without fully saying them but Jesus fucking Christ are these Nazi morons screwing everything up on purpose but also in new and destructively creative ways every. single. day.

What a complete shit show.

[surfered]

14. 😖

[et tu]

25. is that photoshopped???

[hlthe2b]

35. I'd say these threads are like a pressure valve and probably decrease a lot of early morning stress...

So, for that, perhaps all agree it serves a useful purpose... Not to mention, it is obvious that none of these posts are serious or threatening.

[underpants]

36. But yet I resisted

I completely agree h

It is good fun. 👍❤️

[WestMichRad]

8. Taken out by the Kosmos satellite upon its re-entry

A direct hit on TSF results in a massive explosion of orange slime, feces and metal shards, leaving a Superfund site 20 miles in diameter. Repuke plans to make the site a national monument fail when Mike Lindell buys the property in an attempted grift to sell tickets, one that fails spectacularly because no one can stand the overwhelming stench.

[SheltieLover]

23. They can call it 4 Seasons

[malaise]

9. No but

I do know that the more he says “I don’t know” is the more I do know that his end is nigh.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/-dont-know-problem-trump-leaning-new-favorite-phrase-rcna205546

[Orrex]

11. That's a good assessment

Encouraging!

[underpants]

13. It's telling when his solipsism allows him to not act like he knows everything

He’s twisting and he knows it. Nothing is working out right but he keeps going out in the yard full of rakes every single day.

[malaise]

15. He's also setting up others for his

“It wasn’t me” defence.

[SheltieLover]

24. Absolutely!

[Dave Bowman]

26. Here's the book he's "reading" lately for advices:

[malaise]

31. Shaggy

It wasn’t me

[Celerity]

10. Not yet, but...... HERE'S HOPING!!

[malaise]

16. Adorable

😀

[twodogsbarking]

17. Went down like Don Fanucci in Godfather 2.

[Harker]

18. Licked his last golf ball?

[niyad]

19. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Dear Universe, it would be a lovely present for Mothers' Day for the whole world.

[C_U_L8R]

20. Elevator heel malfunction

As Trump went down in an epic and deadly tumble, the White House staff could barely hide their delight.

[hlthe2b]

21. NO?

--Are you really going to ruin my weekend?

[Ocelot II]

27. I'll take Number 3, please.

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever.

And alien abduction or being raptured are also acceptable options. Dead isn't necessary as long as just fucking gone is the outcome.

[Dave Bowman]

28. He started to drink the tea that Mad Vlad sent him as a gift...

[Martin Eden]

29. Poisoned by Melania, because....

She wants to grift off his grave at Maralago by selling tickets to visitors with full bladders.

[republianmushroom]

32. Come on Lord, don't care really how, just do it.

[malaise]

33. Adding this link 😀😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220307165

[Oopsie Daisy]

34. A photo bomb?