Well, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, woke libs. My dream of SENATOR MADGE THE WONDER PONY has been SHATTERED.

[Miles Archer]

I was thrilled beyond words at the prospect of sweet, charming, super-bright and articulate Congresswoman Madge the Wonder Pony becoming OUR next U.S. Senator. How delightful it would have been to see her unique and always tantalizing brand of ANTI-WOKE PERFORMANCE ART take the place of actual Senate legislation. And NOW, well...I'm just too upset to talk about it any further.

I'm still holding out for PRESIDENT MADGE THE WONDER PONY. She could SHATTER the GLASS CEILING with one mighty kick of her back hooves!

"In her announcement that she’s not running for senate MTG delivers some thinly veiled blows to many Republicans both in Washington and back home in Georgia," wrote New York Times congressional correspondent Robert Jimison.

"Long winded way of saying she’s scared to run against Jon Ossoff," wrote political commentary account Blue Georgia.

"Incompetent dunce @mtgreenee claims that she'd definitely win the #GASen primary & general if she ran, but doesn't want to run because the Senate is stupid," wrote former Massachusetts state representative candidate Mathew Helman. "I'm not even exaggerating or oversimplifying. She knows she'd lose to Jon @ossoff. Otherwise, she'd run."

"In short, you could run but you know you’d lose and you’re trying to cover it up by saying the Senate sucks," wrote Georgia Young Dems treasurer and state representative candidate Zae Brewer. "Yet just weeks ago you were flattered by the idea of running for Senate? A complete joke and an EMBARRASSMENT to our state of Georgia."

https://www.rawstory.com/mtg-senate-2671926456/

[The Madcap]

1. It is a true pioneer

First Rep from another species.

[rubbersole]

2. MTG (R - Slither) from Under That Rock, GA

[orangecrush]

3. She would make a great pony

Not a Senator, though.

[ananda]

7. Or a great pack mule.

She already carries water for Trump.

[drmeow]

10. Actually, I think she'd make

a horrible pony. She'd bite all the time, wouldn't let anyone ride her, and be a total asshole to all the horses! I'd say she'd make a great wolverine, shrew, or wild boar except that might be insulting the intelligence of those animals. I'm also not sure she gets credit for being a mammal in which case she'd make an outstanding bull shark (although, again, potentially an insult to shark's intelligence).

[orangecrush]

11. The lack of proper training

Is evident.

[drmeow]

12. And she's too old

to train now!

[orangecrush]

13. True

But it would be fun to try.

[drmeow]

15. Not me -

sounds too much like playing chess with a pigeon "the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway."

Unless ... can we use "enhanced education?" That might make it fun - especially if we get to retrain Steven Miller at the same time!

[orangecrush]

16. Bingo!

[Martin Eden]

4. The Senate would REALLY suck with MTG in it.

Bad enough she degrades the House.

[Javaman]

5. Basically she saw the polls and sludge out polled her nt

[erronis]

6. I couldn't figure out who you meant. It's now clear - Marge, the talking Ass.

[orleans]

8. this mtg ?

[Wednesdays]

9. Perfect example of "sour grapes." nt

[flvegan]

14. This is an insult to ponies.

[EndlessWire]

17. A well written, creative post

I love it!