There will be ONE reason that I am sad about the fuhrer's death.

[Ferrets are Cool]

He will not be here to see us rejoicing.


But, I will get over it.

[The Wizard]

1. I would piss on his grave but I promised

myself to not stand in any more long lines after being discharged from the army.

[sop]

2. I would prefer a debilitating stroke, leaving him paralyzed and unable to speak, but fully aware of what's happening.

He could then watch scenes of Americans rejoicing on cable tv, while being fed, bathed and having his diapers changed by angry undocumented immigrant women in a longterm care facility. Hopefully, he would linger for several years in that condition.

(God, please forgive me for entertaining such intrusive thoughts.)

[rubbersole]

11. God - "sop, you are forgiven."

[sop]

16. I'll say an act of contrition...

"O my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee, and I detest all my sins because of thy just punishments, but most of all because they offend Thee, my God, who art all good and deserving of all my love. I firmly resolve with the help of Thy grace to sin no more and to avoid the near occasion of sin. Amen."

[homegirl]

15. WOW!

That is almost exactly what I have wished upon KOMRAD KRAZNOV since 2017. Mine reads," stroke, speechless, confined to wheelchair for 30 years before death releases him..."

SOMETHING ABOUT GREAT MINDS?

[mgardener]

3. Mine is that the American people

Will have to pay for it!

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

4. The truly depressing thing will be that

he'll get a state funeral.

[hatrack]

5. With nary a mourner in sight . . .

More hilarity and hijinks!!

[uponit7771]

6. His worshippers will see us rejoice daily though, it'll last longer

[GoCubsGo]

7. There's probably going to be a second reason...

And, that's the likelihood that he'll die never having seen the inside of a prison cell. I'll be less sad if all his assets are confiscated, and his useless, rotten spawn wind up doing the time for him, though.

[Xavier Breath]

8. Take solace in the fact that his family, especially his grifting children, will get to see it.

And are they gonna be mad

[Swede]

9. Unless there's armed guards, we'll all get a chance to pee on his grave.

nt

[rubbersole]

12. Probably have to be a golf club member to get near the weedy plot...

[usonian]

10. Static or dynamic?

He could just remain seated.



or be in motion. (in Moscow)

[rubbersole]

13. Funny!

[Takket]

14. I'm sad that when he eventually dies it won't be alone in a prison cell

Because that is what he deserves.