Trump Limericks, anyone?

[Martin Eden]

I came up with this one:

There once was an orange fascist turd
Who NEVER spoke a true word
He spread racism and hate
To make America "great"
Which is, of course, absurd.

[markodochartaigh]

1. Hmmm

There was an orange man from Queens
Unable to live within his means
Yet through graft and grift
He was able to shift
His bills to the public ledger

[Nanjeanne]

2. I'll bite . . .

A fascist, a bully and shit
Or grifter, dictator, nitwit
By any such words
Still is orange turds
And on his person I spit

[Brainfodder]

3. Another....

There once was a rotten old fool
Ladies laughed at the sight of his tool
He wore a whole lot of paste
Always grifting his base
All the while never remotely cool

[2MuchNoise]

4. Here goes...

There once was a man full of lard
Who made life for Americans hard
Left to his own devices
His tariffs raised prices
Lets have him feathered and tarred