Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stabbed to death by 30 pencils?

Shot because Lara Loomer didn't take a bullet for him?

Crushed by blue ice chunk falling from $400M bribe plane?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[love_katz]

1. Chased by angry dolls because they will be homeless.

[Seinan Sensei]

12. Where is Chucky when you need him?

[hlthe2b]

2. Finally learned...

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—that he couldn't grab 'em by the "p..ssy?"

[love_katz]

3. Or hit while golfing by chunks of the crashing Soviet Venus probe.

[Dulcinea]

22. Kind of like this?

[samnsara]

4. 3 killer dollies stalking him in the dark??

[C_U_L8R]

5. Trump discovers gravity

On the maiden flight of his titanic new plane, gifted by some foreign 'influencers', Trump discovered that all that gold is pretty darn heavy as his gilded goose bellyflops into the waters off Merde Largo. Kerplop.

[malaise]

6. No

and the question many are asking is which will come first - deal or dead😀😂

[surfered]

7. Crushed by falling poll numbers

[Sharma Dreihund]

8. Just a little prayer

O, Mighty (fill-in- the-blank),
Please call (fill-in the-blank) home to you---
For they (are doing/have done) great harm to humanity and all of your creations.
They choose the path of destruction, painful to all of Creation.
Hold (fill-in-the-blank) close to You, tightly, and heal them of their hate---
So that others may live safely, in communion with all of Creation.
Yours in deep and abiding love and appreciation,
(Your name goes here.)

[Joinfortmill]

9. Nope, but he's another day closer.

[Iris]

10. No but he's becoming lame. (Thanks, multireeds)

[Buddyzbuddy]

11. In my mind 1,000+ times. Horrible, painful, languishing.

[SheltieLover]

13. Crushed by 9' tall bronze statue of himself.

Head severed from blob. .er, body by an Igloo cooler, winning the company a huge international award for saving democracy?

Downed in crashed airplane gifted to him?

[niyad]

14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[58Sunliner]

15. Shot by RW militia who hate Hamas.

[twodogsbarking]

16. Fell out of his sleigh while delivering coal to woke children.

[Orrex]

19. That's a good one

And definitely in-character.

[twodogsbarking]

20. I am ready for tomorrow if I don't forget it. "til then.

[dreamland]

17. Crashed in gifted Qatar plane.

[twodogsbarking]

21. But lived and starved to death before being found.

I'm getting nasty.

[republianmushroom]

18. Damn, just another day closer, but, it is going to happen.