A flying, gold-plated bribe. If he takes it, they'll be a global bidding war for his soul (if he has one).

[Raven]

[surfered]

1. Spoiler alert: he doesn't.

[EYESORE 9001]

2. I believe he's on a 3rd or 4th mortgage on any vestige of soul remaining

Despite all that, despots the world over will still throw money at him. Here’s hoping financial karma intervenes and steers bribes right back toward themselves, along with all the evil intent behind it.

[milestogo]

3. He wants to fly around the world dropping shit on other countries.

Literally.

[JustAnotherGen]

4. He doesn't have one

A soul that is.

[usonian]

5. Inspect it carefully for trap doors