Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Taken out by El Chapo's family that somehow made it into the country?

Drowned in sewage while swimming with RFK Jr?

Eliminated by Pam Bondi on Stephen Miller's orders?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[C_U_L8R]

1. Gagged on a falafel

His portable McDonald's truck broke down in the desert heat.

His last sputtering words were "chick pee"

[surfered]

2. Ran into a bone saw in Saudi Arabia

[MiHale]

3. Just figured out that he was utterly humiliated in the Middle East...

by taking a discarded airplane…stroked out.

[ultralite001]

4. Krasnov can swim???

🤣🤣🤣

[Orrex]

11. Twenty feet straight down

[samnsara]

5. choked on a mc nugget......

[SheltieLover]

6. Haunted to death by King of Norway lunching with Obama?

Pissed off prince bone saw?

Visited by Ruth Bader Gibsberg in his sleep & smothersd with his own pillow?

[twodogsbarking]

7. Thursday is trash day and he fit in the back of the truck. Look for him in a landfilll near you.

[malaise]

8. No but the impeachable corruption is in

PLANE sight.

[Aussie105]

9. A great desolation sweeps across the world . . .

like a cold wind that brings a chill to your very bones; a brooding gloom grows, and feelings of worse to come constricts the hearts of Men.

The lamentations are heard across the world . . . he is not dead yet, not yet, how long must we wait?
There is no justice, no Karma to be seen.

But we shall be firm in our resolutions, staunch in our hopes for the future, when the bells toll for him, when the last clarion trumpet sounds for Trump, and he is carried to the netherworld, to be lamented by only a few.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. For this thread

Link to tweet

[IronLionZion]

12. Saudi bone saw hospitality can be dangerous to one's health

[NNadir]

13. Crashed into Trump Tower in a Gift Jet with Gift Saudi Pilots?

[BradBo]

14. Is this a daily post? I hope so,

I’ll be coming to DU everyday if it is.
“Is he dead yet”,let’s make this statement virul.

[niyad]

17. Yes, it is. The first post I look for each morning.

[hlthe2b]

15. The orange one got so excited over his new jet...

that he danced himself off the "cliffs" of Mar-a-Lago...

[niyad]

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[republianmushroom]

18. Another day, just another day closer.

Don't care how, lord, just get it done.

[Wicked Blue]

19. Accidentally beheaded stepping in front of someone flourishing a scimitar

in the royal salute to wave bye-bye to him.

Bonus: toupee flung into the air, landing on the head of a member of the royal family.