Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Keeled over when SCOTUS didn't instantly rubberstamp his attack on birthright citizenship?

86'ed by the asshole who helped throw the election for him in 2016?

Accidentally bombed in the Gaza "freedom zone?"


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[C_U_L8R]

1. Slipped on a big pile of doge doo.

Went full-on Humpty Dumpty and made a great mess.

[SheltieLover]

4. Haha Humpty Dumpty!

[C_U_L8R]

5. Trumpty

[SheltieLover]

16. Oh you could write some wicked poetry on that...

Limerick?

[surfered]

2. Misbehaved on a hunting trip with Kristi Noem.

[SheltieLover]

3. Not yet, but this gives me hope it's getting close!

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On edit: it's only 17:29 but highlights some major issues...

[twodogsbarking]

6. Chased down by a herd of meat eating hungry Galapagos Giant Tortoises.

[hlthe2b]

7. "Enough already!!"

[Gimpyknee]

8. My sentiments exactly.

Boring, tedious, not funny.

[niyad]

11. I am guessing that you are missing the point of that post.

[malaise]

15. Big time

😂

[twodogsbarking]

20. Peace

[Orrex]

23. Yeah, the OP really needs to get his shit together already.

[twodogsbarking]

25. Amen.

I can't believe I wrote amen.

[ms liberty]

27. R'amen!

Fixed it for ya

[twodogsbarking]

29. R, R.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. Wish I had better news

Link to tweet

[surfered]

13. Well, I do believe he's brain dead.

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Martin Eden]

12. Fell from a tree trying to prove he's a better lumberjack than Sean Duffy

How he got up in the tree is still a mystery.

Sorta like how did the electric boat too heavy to float make it into deeper water where sharks are waiting to eat his orange lard ass.

[Hugin]

14. Trampled by a herd of white elephants?

Pushing a “pull” door?

Doubled over by a body double?

EO-slide?

Rubber stamped out?

Anything?

[malaise]

17. The body is having on by a thread but this incoherent crap suggests that his brain

is a picture of dementia Donvict on steroids
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220320110

[Botany]

18. Every Day brings Krasnov's end closer

His dinners: 2 Big Macs, 2 Filet of Fish, and a Chocolate Milk Shake.
Exercise: None
Age: 79
Health: Obvious advancing dementia. My nurse said his shuffling when he stands up is
what she has seen in her other dementia patients.
Health: Some kind of cardiac or cerebral condition that caused him to have to go
to Walter Reed Hospital on a Sunday afternoon. The White House said it was for a
check up.

[NNadir]

19. Killed in a collision between his bribe jet and another aircraft because he fired ...

...Air Traffic Contollers.

[Wicked Blue]

21. Drowned in a flood of bribes

[republianmushroom]

22. The bad news, not yet, the good news, we are a day closer to that recking.

[Blue Owl]

24. C'mon... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease let it be today....

[Blues Heron]

26. Is Elon dead yet?

Overdosed on ketamine?

[no_hypocrisy]

28. Lead and mercury found in cosmetics made in China (tariffs be damned).