"Mr. President, can you point to the place on this doll where Mr. Springsteen hurt you?"

[Miles Archer]

The media just gets a "failed" grade on the many disconnects in Trump's demeanor.

He likes to post AI images of himself with tree-trunk biceps, six pack abs, and rock-hard pecs.

This all happens while he's doing all-caps rants into his echo chamber about how the Boss made his bum hurt.

So his handlers rub ointment on Trump's sore bum, put him back into his crib, give him his binky, smooch him on the forehead, turn out the lights, and before they can get to the door, baby is crying again.

I know that even the most hard-hearted members of DU will join me today in offering thoughts and prayers for president Trump's sore bum. Come on dammit...PRAY!

[mwmisses4289]

1. 🦅🦅

Okay, okay, I'm preying!! 🦅🦅

[surfered]

2. --

[Brainfodder]

3. Hannibal Lector available for Zoom for the President?

All this random bullshit is a strong indicator of dekkkline?

He likes the camera too much, his gross dekkkline, we in for Weekend at Bernies situation with these rapscallions?

[Midnight Writer]

4. He's got plenty of people, the very best people, who are lining up to kiss his bum and make it feel better.