Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stuffed in a box to the left, to the left, to the left?

Demands "Golden Dome," gets the Viserys treatment?

Fatally sued by Hermann Göring for stealing his Gestapo ideas and lying about it?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[surfered]

1. He ignored the maxim: if you seek revenge, first dig two graves.

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[C_U_L8R]

3. Stage eleven cancer

Not a pancreas or lung or even his little mushroom, the whole orange mess is a cancer like we've never seen before.

[LymphocyteLover]

6. he is a walking talking breathing cancerous mass

[twodogsbarking]

4. Smothered in a rainfall of Canadian Geese poop.

[SocialDemocrat61]

5. Crushed under a carton of Tapper's book.

[LymphocyteLover]

7. I am hoping he starts using the Qatari plane without the costly security upgrades

because he really needs a new plane NOW! And he shouldn't be made to wait a year or more to fix it up.

[hlthe2b]

8. "Okay, okay, I'm on my way..."

"But, how can I risk my 'purty' teeth?"

[niyad]

13. No, pretty baby, we won't risk your "purty" teeth. But yourr claws could

probably use a bit of sharpening. Mine certainly do!

[Joinfortmill]

9. The roach just keeps on going.

[Jerry2144]

10. It's the only thing I check the news for each day

To see if the average IQ of the US suddenly shot up ten points.

I expect that his badly misplaced, bile and vitriol spewing liver that serves as his heart will give out soon. And sooner is better than later

[SheltieLover]

11. Not yet, but the day is young

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Hope springs eternal...

[bdamomma]

12. He is not

invincible like he thinks he is. Every dog has its' day.

[SheltieLover]

15. Can we please fast forward to that day?

[IronLionZion]

14. Viserys treatment sounds good

[CaptainTruth]

16. I hate to say it because it sounds cruel...

...but I won't be sad at all if he has a stroke that turns him into a drooling incoherent idiot. Let the MAGAt cult worship their "macho all-powerful King Trump" then.

That sounds cruel but he himself is so cruel & evil, & he's inflicted so much suffering on others, I feel like he deserves it.

[malaise]

17. No and I delayed my response today

Wishing and hoping 😀

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. I keep checking my phone every morning

[republianmushroom]

19. Damn, didn't happen last night but we are closer.

We will get there,

[HarryM]

20. Stage 10 Windmill Cancer

And you thought he made it up!