After Motherfucker Krasnov goes horizontal and rigid

[Aviation Pro]

The party of the Cult will fracture into hundreds of different factions, which will effectively end their reign of terror. Can you imagine the infighting between the Couch Fucker, Penis Johnson and Maggot the Horseface Greene for control of the MAGAt state?

[Ocelot II]

1. I can hardly wait. The brawling will be epic.

It will look like a bar fight at the Mos Eisley Cantina.

[SheltieLover]

3. Roflmao

They will be eating thrir own.

[sheshe2]

2. I love your headline.

“Horizontal and rigid.”

[SheltieLover]

4. Isn't this a pleasant thought?

Like fast forwarding to the eventual "yes" to Orrex's morning question when the whole world will celebrate!

[sheshe2]

8. Indeed it is!

[SheltieLover]

18. Lol

[in2herbs]

5. Just imagine a world w/o F47, Putin, Netin - for a start. nt

[Escape]

6. I will buy tickets...

to that colossal calamitous cluster fuck ...

[Blue Full Moon]

7. Can't happen fast enough

[Sogo]

9. Don't forget Little Marco....

nt.

[Sogo]

10. Ours should be a countdown to the Big Beautiful Fracture.

[Blue Owl]

11. Hey Sleepy Don, doesn't a nice long nap sound nice?

A nice long dirt nap?

[misanthrope]

12. Maybe

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Remember that old Star Trek episode “Patterns of Force,” about the Nazis on the faraway planet? They kept their fuhrer around as a prop.

[ZDU]

13. Celebrate the day this happens!

Celebrate all fucking day and night

[Mblaze]

14. Johnson, Greene and Vance

Will try to legislate the building of a pyramid to entomb their golden calf.

[live love laugh]

15. That could be a decade or longer from now.

[IbogaProject]

16. Dont get your hopes up

The GOP is fairly consistent with herding together behind wrong. McCarthy, Nixon, both Bushes, Newt along with the rest of their festival of banal evil. Personally I rooting for him to be limited by medical problems that leave him unable to speak for awhile and then he passes with just enough time for the term to still count against Vance's term limits.

[nilram]

19. Yeah, they could unite around another personality pushing

some hot-button topics. And their uniting against our (to-be epic) celebrations won't help.

[Orrex]

21. Yep, they'll fall in lockstep goosestep behind anyone who flatters their ignorance and bigotry

And the worst will be the "remorseful" Trump voters who affact an air of regret over his catastrophic policies while racing to vote for the first reichwing extremist asshole who promises to do more of the same.

[misanthrope]

23. Republicans fall in line

It is a personality characteristic of conservatives and those drawn to autocracy.

[czarjak]

17. Don't forget my Congressperson Jodey Arrington.

He's an asshole too and will be in the mix. He was groomed by W. So...

[bif]

20. I keep praying for the day he assumes room temperature

It can't happen soon enough.

[AdamGG]

22. Hopefully, he won't be buried under concrete

There needs to be some grassy surface for people to honor him with their fluids.

[Deuxcents]

26. Hopefully a place like Mara Largo..not anywhere near our veterans

[Joinfortmill]

24. Soon, I hope.

[Totally Tunsie]

25. "horizontal and rigid"...

gives a whole new meaning to a likeness of him as "H. & R. BLOCK".

[The Madcap]

27. If Jim Jones had drunk the kool aid first...

Would the rest of his cult followed suit?