(Sung to the tune of Van Halen, "Jamie's Cryin'") "Oh, oh, oh, Danny's cryin'..." Own the libs punk Bongino is sad.

[Miles Archer]

Aaron Rupar
‪@atrupar.com‬
Dan Bongino has a nice cry on Fox & Friends: "I gave up everything for this. I mean, my wife is struggling... I stare at these 4 walls all day in DC, you know, by myself, divorced from my wife. Not divorced, but I mean, separated. And it's hard."

(Note that Brian Kilmeade has to encourage him lol)

Dan Bongino has a nice cry on Fox & Friends: "I gave up everything for this. I mean, my wife is struggling... I stare at these 4 walls all day in DC, you know, by myself, divorced from my wife. Not divorced, but I mean, separated. And it's hard."

(Note that Brian Kilmeade has to encourage him lol)

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2025-05-29T15:02:17.580Z

[Basso8vb]

1. I immediately heard your new lyrics in my head!

[Wingus Dingus]

2. I can't remember why this numbnuts got his 15 minutes of fame.

I'm not looking it up, either.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

3. Because he's the first human toaster-head to hold a position in government.

[Wingus Dingus]

7. OK that's probably it.

[underpants]

4. So Kash IS coming into the office now? Not teleworking from Vegas?

[atreides1]

5. Oh well!

He could always resign and go back to what he was doing...no one is forcing him to remain in a position that even he knows he's not qualified to have!

[Midnight Writer]

6. It's so much easier to whine every day about what you don't like than to actually fix things.

Tearing down is easy. Building up is hard.