When he dies, you won't have to ask...

[MiHale]

Bells will be ringing, people will be in the streets laughing and shouting in celebration, horns honking on vehicles of all kinds. Your phone will be blowing up with happy texts and calls. Bluebirds of happiness will cloud the sky.
Red Bull will become an energy drink again…not MAGA lies. Children born on that day will have innocent permanent smiles. Pains in the ass will subside. Tears of Joy will be a new river in the US.

Yes we will not have to ask…we will know.

But till that day…We have Orrex.

[wcmagumba]

1. I'm in my late 60s and hoping that I outlive the bastard....nt

[MiHale]

3. I'm 73 this coming June...

I’m definitely gonna outlive that ass.

[Wounded Bear]

11. 73 in November and determined to outlive trump as well...nt

[Codifer]

15. I will be 81 in November.

If I don't make it to his end could you folks pee on his grave for me?

[louis-t]

18. I was coerced into the Chicago trmp tower for a photo on Monday.

We talked about peeing in the elevator but I suspect there were cameras everywhere.

[BurnDoubt]

33. Knew a guy who worked for...

Security camera vendor. His job was to call and remind them to pay their bill. Always had to finally turn the bills over to collections. He's always been a dead-beat.

[louis-t]

59. We went to the 16th floor scenic terrace.

Only 2 armed guards out front, no room key required to ride elevators. A hostess said "You have to buy something to go out there and take photos (why am I not surprised)". We said ok, but didn't buy anything and took our photos and left.

[BurnDoubt]

68. But no charge to breathe the air in there? Somebody got FIRED!!!!

[FailureToCommunicate]

23. I normally don't like standing in long lines, but for you I'll do it.

[hamsterjill]

34. Your post made me smile!!!

Well played!!!

[calimary]

78. GOOD one!!

[lastlib]

24. I will commit to that for you!

(Gives me an excuse to do it twice! )

[Omnipresent]

44. It's silly of you to ask.

Of course we will!

[Just Jerome]

61. Only after

several beers and a few pots of coffee!

[thomski64]

114. ..i I'm hydrating as I post..

...to piss on his golf course grave..

[KPN]

62. 74 here. Will do -- I'm bound and determined to

outlast that bastard.

[Mr. Evil]

117. I'll do better than that.

I'll consume a large bowl of chili made with old meat and the hottest peppers available including the juice. Next up will be a bowl of Froot Loops (tends to make things more colorful). My after-dinner delight will be an Ex-Lax. Then, I'll add two or three tall glasses of Kaopectate. When the inevitable finally arrives I'll gleefully sphincter-blast his headstone with the worst flaming explosive, colon-blow diarrhea possible.

Afterward, I'll eat ice cream for a week as a reward to my intestines for going above and beyond the call of duty (doody?)

[MuseRider]

36. We could start a business.

Send your bottles here and whoever makes it past his time gets to come help water that grave! $10 a bottle.

[Bengus81]

116. 72 in August. I'll eat just dandelion greens to outlive that NAZI

And outlive him I will...........

[live love laugh]

81. He's trying his hardest to make sure you and I are gone first POS💩 that he is,

[sop]

2. If the Doomsday Clock and the Times Square Ball had a baby they'd name it Orrex.

[SheltieLover]

8. ...

[Orrex]

20. That would be one hell of a delivery!

[ScoutHikerDad]

4. I Predict the Biggest Street Party

since V-E or V-J day. And worldwide.

[MiHale]

5. 👍

[elocs]

46. Well, if everybody who is evidently going to celebrate Trump's death had turned out to vote for Harris,

she would be president now.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

56. Ain't that the truth! Ah . . . what might have been. n/t

[elocs]

66. "Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'".

~~John Greenleaf Whittier

If only...if only. Where to begin, where to end. But will we ever learn? We Democrats should have been out to crush Trump on election day, not just to beat him. He should have received what Muhammad Ali called a Floyd Patterson humiliation beating.

[2naSalit]

65. I have yet to be...

Convinced that she didn't actually win.

[MiHale]

83. She won...we all know it..😁

Hey, 2na!

[2naSalit]

86. Hey MiHale!

[bdamomma]

94. I believe she

won too. We wouldn't be in this chaos insanity. Crap, it's 2025. Not 1625.

[bluboid]

84. me too.

[electric_blue68]

96. Truth! 😄🎉🎉🎉

[Traildogbob]

6. My dream.....

He meets Putin on the 80th floor of a huge building he thinks he is being gifted.
And we get to watch that damn red tie flapping all the way down, as well as that shag carpet on his head. Not promoting death here. Just a sweet flight, down. Very slowly to savor it all.

[Martin Eden]

111. It's not a shag carpet

It's a dead ferret.

[cab67]

119. I assumed it was a living parasite that actually controls his actions.

[Sneederbunk]

7. Will the Deity smite him or will Satan call him home?

[MiHale]

51. He's going to a very special place...

A solitary, lonely, hell. Satan really can’t stand his ass.

[Jean Genie]

58. VSP

That's because he's a Very Special Person (he thinks). Pay attention TACO - you're gonna die just like the rest of us!

[LymphocyteLover]

75. why not both?

[czarjak]

9. Then...

We will just be stuck with Vance? Oh, joy!

[elocs]

47. Be careful what you ask for, you may get it. n/t

[leftieNanner]

10. BUT....

Will they even tell us if he does???

[duhneece]

21. Then I'm adding that he dies during an event

….that’s being filmed publicly by hundreds, thousands of people

[MiHale]

52. Strafed by a errant fighter jet at his parade...

One can only fantasize.

[duhneece]

90. Perfect! Nt

[marble falls]

109. MY, my, my, aren't we the sensitive sort! Mango Jebus is a blob of pus. He could go fwhip! at any second. Can't wait.

[BidenRocks]

30. Insult him bigly!

No response tweet?
He's dead Jim!
Partay!!

[dalton99a]

12. The planet will rejoice

[UTUSN]

13. I collect bells...

[ultralite001]

14. When that day arrives, what will they name the babies born on that day???

Won't be Taco, or Cheeto, or D*nald...

What will they name the male + female infants of the next generation???

[gordianot]

19. He ruined the name Donald the same way Adolph was ruined as a first name.

[ultralite001]

27. Amen to that...

Glad my dad's name + brother's name were "Don"...

Don't think there will be a rush to name kids "Barron" or "Melania", "Mango" or "47"...

Perhaps we'll see a few named Liberty or Justice... Maybe Karma???

[homegirl]

48. Variations of

Peace, Liberty and Justice in every language...

[ultralite001]

50. What a splendid idea!!!

I 🧡💛💙 this!!!

Thanks for sharing!!!

[BurnDoubt]

70. Yep... although, I stopped being known by "Donald" fifty-eight years ago. But... definitely ruined forever.

[murielm99]

85. I had an Uncle Adolph.

Everyone called him Jim. He was a nice guy.

[SheltieLover]

35. Boris & natasha will be names in the shitter, too

Maybe Rocky & Bullwinkle will become popular?

[ultralite001]

38. 🤣🤣🤣

TIA

[SheltieLover]

57. Rocky & Bullwinkle were my childhood heroes

I've always felt a very healthy vehement hatred for the ruskie govt.

[Bev54]

42. Name the Joy, Happy, serene, so many to celebrate

[ultralite001]

45. I 🧡💛💙 these names...

May America's birth rate rebound w/ Joy, Happy, Serene as well as Peace + Love + Hope...

A true liberation + cause to celebrate!!!

[Grim Chieftain]

16. When that day comes, if we're still alive

we are going to buy a very expensive bottle of champagne. Although we are baby boomers and are watching our expenses, it will be worth it.

[FailureToCommunicate]

26. Why wait? Champagne may be hard to find "on that day". Sold out. My favorite is Korbel from

California. It's one of only a handful of American made sparkling wines still allowed to be called "champaign" (Long story*)

They make various versions, and some are easily as good as most official French offerings.

AND, Korbel is not too expensive.


*https://www.vaildaily.com/opinion/columns/carpe-wine-is-california-champagne-a-real-thing/#:~:text=“When%20the%20United%20States%20went,and%20labeling%20wines%20California%20Champagne.

[fargone]

29. I'm not big on th bubbly but...

Some Korbel brandy in a Wisconsin Old Fashioned could be quite tasty. Downing a slice of orange.

[CTyankee]

71. I wish there was a non alcoholic brand so I could join ya'll...

but if there is one, I'd like to know about it!

[Dulcinea]

77. Sparkling grape juice or sparkling cider.

That's what we serve New Year's Eve to anyone who's not drinking alcohol but wants to feel festive.

[CTyankee]

87. Actually I found a good one that is kosher, made by Kadem available in my Stop and Shop for Passover

It was just red grape juice but sparkling. It was nice.

[MiHale]

53. I'm going after a properly aged single malt.

Between 80-90 proof.

[Grim Chieftain]

55. That works for me

[QED]

17. Debbie Downer: JD

Not as crazy, maybe more dangerous. But also doesn't have the cult following.

[Self Esteem]

63. Trump likely isn't going anytime soon.

We're gonna be stuck with him for years I'm afraid. JD might replace him but it won't be because Trump has died and rather took over for him after the 2028 election.

[NBachers]

22. Arlo Guthrie - When The Ship Comes In

https://music.

&si=gsi5z9-4MczsSOsA

[Iamscrewed]

25. Yep

[Paper Roses]

28. At age 82, I'm concerned I won't make it to see the orange idiot go to his grave.

He has caused so much disruption in the world with no cause except his selfish, ignorant, self-serving
plans. How did we sink so far as to elect this idiot to this office of president?
He has not only messed up the world economy but, closer to home, he has caused disruption to families all over the country.
Hope you do not have MAGA's in your family. (unfortunately I do, they are in Florida!)
While we will celebrate the passing of TACO, some MAGA's will be crying. No sympathy for them, they asked for it and the rest of the country suffers.

[Tree Lady]

31. Ding dong the wicked witch is dead

[Marcuse]

91. Apologies to Wiccans.

[Tree Lady]

93. Lol I was thinking that when I wrote

just took a class on religions without god and Wiccan was one of them. All about celebrating the earth and nature, made me want to join them!

[Mr.Bee]

32. When he dies,

there'll be another one to take his place, they can say the same words to provoke the same people, but unless they have been in the public eye for forty years or on TV, won't have the same hypnotic, idiotic charisma of DarnOld.

Watch out!

[Blue Owl]

37. For whom the Taco Bell tolls....

[JustAnotherGen]

39. All Hail Orrex - and if you are on threads

unapologetically_jackie

My day is not complete without Orrex asking "Is he dead yet" and Jackie reminding people that if they voted for Trump - they are a racist and she hopes 'something truly awful happens to you'.

[Towlie]

40. If he dies naturally then yes, but if he becomes a martyr then fasten your metaphoric seatbelt.

[NotASurfer]

41. In an infinite number of parallel universes, in an infinite number of ways

It's happening at every instant, over and over. I just don't happen to be in one of those universes yet. I hope I'm in a universe where it involves a very public header down the steps, exiting AF1, after slipping on TP trailing from one of the shoes with lifts in them, but any one of the outcomes will work

[elocs]

43. OK, that's what half the people might be doing, what will the other half be doing?

You know, the half that are more likely to have guns and lack the restraint to use them. After all, they got more of their people to show up at the polls last November and vote for Trump than the half that voted for Harris did. So I wonder who else will die as the result of Trump's death. Will all the joy and celebration be worth that? Think about it.

[LymphocyteLover]

49. I don't get the Orrex reference...

[MiHale]

54. Every day Orrex posts...

“Is he dead yet?”

Today’s
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220351217

[LymphocyteLover]

73. Oh right! I didn't make the connection, thanks

[MiHale]

74. 👍

[kimbutgar]

60. I can't wait for that day of joy!

[C_U_L8R]

64. Eternity in Taco Hell

Trump turning on a flaming spit, dripping fat and orange goo and lord knows what else, while taunting demons mock his lil mushroom and countless screwups, flops and chickenings.

[MiHale]

69. 👍

[AverageOldGuy]

67. When he dies, I WILL NOT go piss on his grave.

At my age, I can't tolerate standing in line.

[MiHale]

72. Don't have to check # 36...

[Iamscrewed]

76. Yep

Can't wait to get that party started.

[dlilafae]

79. MiHale, I do so love

the thought of all of that. 😊 And Orrex, I wonder about that illustrious day when the answer is: Yes! 💃

[malaise]

80. Love it

Rec😀

[MiHale]

82. Hey, malaise...👍

[3catwoman3]

88. I will have to leave grave pissing to those with Y chromosome plumbing...

...as I'm unwilling to sufficiently disrobe in public. I guess that also rules out dancing naked in the street.

I play in a handbell choir, so bell ringing would be right up my alley.

[timms139]

89. Don't leave out

that it would end the need for ED meds .

[bdamomma]

92. Yes,

we have Orrex.

[electric_blue68]

95. A Most Poetic Envisionment! Bwah! In the meantime, yes to Orrex.

😄😄😄👍👍👍

[Jack Valentino]

97. "Dancing in the streets"

~ Van Halen

and dance the night away!

[electric_blue68]

98. My version. I stay up way too late so I go back to sleep between breakfast, and lunch. But I'm awakened by a commotion..

in the hallway.

I stick my head out, and ask my neighbors who are are quite nice, and seem very happy; what's going on...

Annnnd, they tell me. !!!!!!!

I go join them whooping it up! 🎉
A girl can dream, can't she?!

[rambler_american]

110. There will b e joy

?si=B5f-syVquX8UN2gr

[Gimpyknee]

112. Orrex has jumped the shark

[niyad]

113. Have you considered taking up another hobby?

[Paladin]

115. ...whether or not he's burning in hell?

You're right---I won't have to ask.

And the date of his death should become a national holiday. I hope I'm still around, and that I have a bottle of good scotch within easy reach,,,

[MiHale]

118. 👍...