Introducing the Taco Bell DJT Menu

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The 'Executive Order' Taco - All Corn, No meat.
The 'Chinese Tariff' Taco - Same Taco, 145% higher price.
The 'Lower Inflation' Taco - discontinued.
The 'One Big Beautiful Bill' Taco - Stuffed with pork and cuts. If you have to ask the price, it's not for you.
The 'Grab 'em by the Taco' entrée - Our locker room meal for bankrupt Stars.
The 'Military Parade' Taco - For one day only. A vey special top of the line emetic.
The 'Stolen Election' Taco - The J6 special, served with Q-Drops, Bear Spray, Tear Gas and a presidential pardon.
The 'Southern Border' Taco - No black eyed peas, guaranteed.
The 'Stable Genius' Taco - Loaded with horse manure for hungry coprophiles.
The 'Elon Musk' Taco - An extra flaky empty shell topped with a dash of ketamine.
The 'Stephen Miller' Taco - A Soylent Green filling fresh from our concentration camps.

EDIT: I've edited this to death to get the Taco (un) just right.

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1. Quite clever

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2. The Mushroom Taco - Free Time Magazine with purchase!

The Stormy Taco - Same As Mushroom Taco but with a barf bag included.
They are thinking of adding The Mace Taco, but it always blows up in their face?
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4. The MTG Taco.

Served with a toy howler monkey

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3. The "Tacopina" Combo

Three tacos -- two for Diarrhea Donny, and one for his former attorney, Joe Tacopina

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5. K&R! And LOL!

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6. You're welcome!