LIVE: Donald TACO and "Swasticarus" from the Oval Office

[xocetaceans]

This ought to be good.... [sarcasm]

[SalamanderSleeps]

1. The man can not even read his own name.

[Prairie Gates]

2. No thanks

[dchill]

3. UTTER (your derogatory terminology here)

[jls4561]

4. Could just be the lighting, but Eloon looks like he's been whacked in the eye.

Did X get mad and yell “Pay mommy what you promised her”?

[RamblingRose]

7. I was wondering if he had a black eye

[SalamanderSleeps]

5. Who punched Elon in the eye?

[jls4561]

8. Don't worry. I'm sure Kash Patel and Bligh man are on it.

[SalamanderSleeps]

6. Are they just about to start humping on the desk?

[ShazzieB]

9. OMG, those little piggy eyes just keep getting even smaller and piggier!

I'm sorry, but I couldn't really pay attention to what he was saying. Those piggy little etes were just too darned distracting!

Which of these eyes belongs to him and which one belongs to a pig? It's not easy to tell is it?

[SalamanderSleeps]

10. I can see that the "Crack" Whitehouse press corps is really on the fucking ball.

[SalamanderSleeps]

11. Is there a lie this man can't tell?

[SalamanderSleeps]

12. I watched this instead of going to the bathroom.

I'm disappointed.