Did Stephen Miller give Musk his black eye for shagging his wife?

[yellowcanine]

Inquiring minds want to know.

[MiHale]

1. Doubt that poor excuse for a human...

Could bruise a banana.

[Cloudhopper]

2. I don't think he's even human enough to care that much.

[tanyev]

5. It takes a lot of energy to become corporeal enough to deliver an eye-blackening punch.

He’d have to dissolve into a black mist for several days while he recovered.

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. No. It was Miller's wife

During rough sex. “Punish me mommy! I’ve been bad!”

[LSparkle]

4. Ewww ... but believable!

[Danascot]

6. Cage match! cage match! cage match!

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[Sneederbunk]

7. Is Miller lefthanded?

[Iggo]

8. Imagine Stephen Miller trying to throw a punch.

Now stop laughing.

(BTW, my money’s on the Treasury Secretary.)

[LetMyPeopleVote]

11. Musk was claiming to train for a fight against Zuckerberg a while back

This stunt never happened

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Maybe it is time for Miller to do a fight with Musk

[H2O Man]

15. It was Bessent.

Good call.

Pee Wee German lacks the ability to deliver a punch.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. There has been some fun speculation

Link to tweet

[flvegan]

10. Shagging her with what? Rumor has it

that his junk is...well, junk. Broken. Defective. Inoperable.

If that rumor checks out, it might explain a few things.

[Initech]

12. Well after hearing about that extremely toxic drug cocktail he's taking...

Seriously, how the fuck is he still alive?

[Xolodno]

13. Ok, I can't help myself on this one....

...I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

[H2O Man]

14. No.

It was Scott Bessent (Treasury). Musk was in an altered state, and tried pushing Bessent around, after Bessent noted that none of Musk's promises have come true. After two pushes by Musk, Bessent responded. The White House had attempted to call the fight a "yelling match."

Regarding Miller -- or "Pee Wee German" -- he lacks both the physical ability and courage to throw a meaningful punch. But it is fun to say Miller did it, in hopes the White House has to explain that it wasn't Stephen.

[Grammy23]

16. Ya know ...

If we have to live through this nightmare….

At least we know we have some of the funniest and most clever people on the planet on our side. The names and explanations you guys come up with literally keep me cracked up. Beats crying my eyes out.

I’m still laughing about Pee Wee German.

As the late Jimmy Buffet opined….If we could not laugh, we’d all go insane.