Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died of gangrene after surgery for an anal fistula?

Contact ketamine overdose from proximity to another overprivileged talentless shithead?

Died from some trivial malady after doing his own research?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[surfered]

1. Breaking News : Trump Shot in White House

An apparent love triangle in the Oval Office resulted in the shooting death of President Trump by Stephen Miller (aka Pee-wee German and /or Baby Goebbels) who claims he was aiming at Elon Musk.

[Trueblue1968]

36. The title to your note ..... My response. I. Wish. He. Was.

[MiHale]

2. No, he didn't come knocking at my door this morning...

[SheltieLover]

3. Spontaneously combusted over WSJ 'TACO Trade' comment?

Popped an aneurism over news about Mace's staffers playing bots on soc media. Kraznov thought this was a strategy only he & pootin employed?

Torn to shreds by magats who just reaized mom & pop, once successfully dumped in nursing homes, will be moving in with them due to Medicaid cuts?

Major tantrum resulted in stroke when Powell told him his agency will not be governed by politics?

Drown in flood of catsup over Carney's statement that "[Canada] doesn't need a damned thing from the US."

Smothered in vaccum created by fleaon's [fake?] exit from DC?

Flipped his yak fuzz wig over Lavinga's interview with Fast Company in which Lavinga denied the govt is inefficient. (Lavinga was promptly terminated from DOGE.)

Picked off by federalist society for dissing Leo?

Wilted from fefes hurt by 60 min segment?

Choked to death of greasy big mac while whining abut being called chicken TACO?

Being a chicken (taco), gave himself a fatal case of bird flu?

***No offense to chickems intended. They are meant to be rather timid & flighty.

[surfered]

7. -

That’s a week‘s worth.

[SheltieLover]

8. Muses were inspiring...

Thx!

[malaise]

12. Too good

😂😂😂

[SheltieLover]

14. The loathing bubbles up from within lol

[surfered]

15. But Chickens and Trump are both bird brains.

[SheltieLover]

20. Yes, but birds are supposed to have bird brains

[hlthe2b]

4. "Hope Springs Eternal"

[Aviation Pro]

5. Let's go TACO! Clap, clap, clapclapclap.

Die, you motherfucker! Clap, clap, clapclapclap.

[malaise]

11. Bwaaaaah

😀😂😀

[electric_blue68]

35. Baaahahahaaaa, bc I know that particular clapping sequence...so I can "hear" it. 😄

[twodogsbarking]

6. Melaaaaniaaaaaah takes him to the Ford Theatre.

She proclaims I loved the play. Donald was unresponsive.

[malaise]

9. No but he may as well be if he didn't know this

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220356142

https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/comments/1kzh877/comment/mv5f6a1/

[SheltieLover]

18. No kidding! How could anyone not know?

[Gimpyknee]

10. Juvenile

[malaise]

16. On the contrary

He’ll be 79 in 15 days and not one of his brothers made it to 80
😂

[niyad]

17. Self-awareness is such a useful trait.

[Orrex]

19. Is not is not

Thanks for the kick.

[twodogsbarking]

21. What did you expect..

[niyad]

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[WiVoter]

22. Let's Send Him A Truckload of Deep Fried Twinkies

That might help nature take its course.

[enigmania]

23. You're really getting good at this.

[CaptainTruth]

24. Today's meme...

[GopherGal]

25. Murdered by Joni Ernst

because "we all are going to die"

Her defense lawyers are subpoena-ing F.Elon for a blood test to substantiate her "ketamine contact high" defense...

[GopherGal]

30. Came across this and thought it belonged in this thread.

Their social media is consistently cagey about what "it" is. But I think we all know:

?si=VpTFZ1uQV5hlViYR]

[republianmushroom]

26. Damn, not yet, but there is hope for today.

The day is not over yet.

[Dave Bowman]

27. If you're happy that Dump is dead, clap your hands!

If you're happy that Dump is dead, clap your hands! (and so on)

[electric_blue68]

31. One day...hoping Sooner than later...all that sudden hand clapping all at once might sound like thunder!

My 👂👂 ears are waiting with anticipation!!!

[Dave Bowman]

32. Can't wait either.

[Ocelot II]

28. No, alas.

But I was thinking of redecorating my bathroom a bit to make the toilet tank look like a gravestone.

In fact, it occurred to me that a clever person could make a bit of money creating and selling cardboard toilet tank covers...

[Dave Bowman]

33. Great idea! In the meantime people can buy this novelty item for their toilet seats:

[Blue Owl]

29. Developed a terminal, rapid form of cancer

Which they were just on the verge of curing before he cut the funding

[Dave Bowman]

34. He literally exploded because he was so full of gas. Tucker Carlson who was at the scene lamented:

"Oh, the hugh manatee!"