Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Called sleep-inducing by some silly knucklehead with a thesaurus?

Overdosed on "administrative perfidy?"

Crushed under a massive collapse of steel and aluminum?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[MiHale]

1. Finally got the poisoned food he's been paranoid about...

Under inspected beef, cheese, lettuce, cuz ya know…cuts…oh well everyone dies.

[SheltieLover]

2. Not yet, but the day is still young...

Hope springs eternal. Do many great possibilities & karma only needs to choose one...

[Duncanpup]

3. Shithouse Rumors.

http://leaderarchive-hoyer.house.gov/content/morning-roundup-trump-missing-action-edition
Fuckhead has not been seen since Saturday.
Rumors are someone is doing the tweeting from his account.

[DUgosh]

4. They would need ice?

Cold storage ?

[HarryM]

16. They are having trouble programming the robot

To be able to cheat at golf as much as he does.

[surfered]

5. Struck by flying debris from the rapid unscheduled disassembly of his big, beautiful bill.

[twodogsbarking]

6. Fatal attack by the Rabbit of Caerbannog.

[surfered]

12. Thank you. I never knew the name of that rabbit. I will probably forget it , but thank you

Cast thou the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch…

[twodogsbarking]

20. Silly rabbit. I didn't know the name either. Copy and paste does wonders for me.

[surfered]

22. Elmer Fudd would say Silly Wabbit

[Blue Full Moon]

7. Soon

[3auld6phart]

17. Ooh

HAPPY Day… can’t come soon enough

[niyad]

8. Alas,, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Joinfortmill]

9. The WORLD is fervently wishing this ugly mass of meanness would just DROP DEAD, already.

[malaise]

10. No but looks like the Muskrat is now on the enemies list

and losing all that access to money may just kill him.

[lark]

11. Tacocardia!

[CaptainTruth]

13. Not sure if this is real, but it's relevant.

[HarryM]

14. He had a Tacocardiac attack!

[Wicked Blue]

15. Pelted with heaps of the fake diamond rings he gave to his toadies

Accidentally od'd on e-Loon's leftover ketamine

[nowforever]

18. Better yet

Will the Christians who believe in the love Jesus taught speak up. Where are the loving Christians and why don't they speak up. Oh, I forgot they view Trump as their God now.

[samnsara]

19. i think its gonna be barron in a hockey mask

[txwhitedove]

21. As an empath, pro-choice, anti-war, anti-death penalty peacenik, i approve these messages.

[hlthe2b]

23. When he least expects it...

...sometimes a "peck" is more than a peck...

[republianmushroom]

24. Not yet, Huh. Lord.

Don't care how just getter done Lord, the sooner the better.

[Blue Owl]

25. Crushed by the giant taco in his own mind

[Dave Bowman]

26. Impaled by a unicorn's horn.