Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died after eating improperly stored raw meat at Bedminster?

Mysteriously went missing and was never seen again?

Stabbed by some South African tweaker during a botched multi-billion dollar robbery?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[hlthe2b]

1. Maybe he can likewise flip around that orange "comb-over" ....

[SheltieLover]

2. Choked on massive roach while dining at his Bedminster "club?"

So many great opportinities for karma to deliver & only 1 is needed.

He surely did look like a "disgusting abominatoon" in that golf cart pix. Seriously!

📣📣📣Karma, clean up in aisle 47 please! Please bring extra degreaser!

[MarcoZandrini]

3. Lightning

…strike on the 7th hole tee. ZAAAPPP!

[C_U_L8R]

4. The ghost of John Harvard

Pays the clown a visit and puts a boot up his ass.

[malaise]

5. No but king blabbermouth has suddenly gone silent

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and won’t respond to Muskrat’s attacks on his bill.

[SheltieLover]

8. Perhaps incapacitated?

Weekend at Bernie's?

[malaise]

11. LOL

That would be nice

[SheltieLover]

16. One can hope, right?

[Hugin]

42. They're holding auditions for a body triple after...

Debate Donald got hit by a low flying ketchup bottle or so rumor has it.

[malaise]

45. Love it

😀

[Botany]

6. Everyday brings the world closer his "dirt nap."

N/t

[ShazzieB]

47. Good point!

He IS going to die someday, and even though we don't know when it when it's going to happen, we can rest assured that he is one day closer to it today than he was yesterday. That is something we can be absolutely sure of!

[gordianot]

7. I will settle for a few of his followers last night and today.

All unknown to me there are still the ones I know that I can celebrate.

[NNadir]

9. Killed by rogue Apartheid immigrants for being orange?

[Harker]

10. Wished into the cornfield by a petulant Muskrat?

[4TheArts]

12. Pecked to death

by Big Bird.

[twodogsbarking]

15. Sesame Street. I remember watching it with my niece. She turns 65 this year.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MOwg01_TOPM

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. Had some tea with his bro Vlad Pooty Poot

[SheltieLover]

19. He's got to be livid President Zelenskyyy didn't confide in him

Not sure why anyone would expect that, but it seems their hair is on fire because Zeldnskyy holds his cards (all aces, btw!) close to his chest.

Put together with fleaon's attacks & chicken TACO, kraznov must be whipping catsup en masse.

[twodogsbarking]

14. Popeye eats his spinach and Trump get the Brutus treatment. aka Bluto.

Olive Oyl finishes the task. Oh Popeye.

[SheltieLover]

17. Hahaha

Good one!

[Gimpyknee]

18. Monotonous

[niyad]

22. Yes, this is. On behalf of Orrex, and our amusement, thank you for the kick.

What flavour of vodka do you drink?

[malaise]

28. But but but

There is suspicious stunned incredulity given Donvict’s lack of response to Muskrat’s attacks on his bill. We expected his monotonous response to any criticism of his agenda.
What happened?😂😀😂

[ShazzieB]

48. Yes, the waiting is very monitonous, isn't it?

Thank goodness we have these posts to look forward to every day to help us get through the tedium!

[niyad]

20. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Jimi du Ranty]

21. Strokes out from breathing Canadian wildfire smoke?

*Cough* Climate change is just a *Gasp* .. HOAX!

[niyad]

23. Love your screen name!

[Lefta Dissenter]

29. lol 😂

I had to say it out loud and then got a chuckle.

[niyad]

33. Some of us are that old! Inka dinka doo.

[ShazzieB]

49. Yes, we are!

[niyad]

53. Thank you for that video, which I saw when it was first televised!

A lovely memory. Did you happen to catch the announcement at the end, about William Shatner?

[ShazzieB]

55. Yw for the video. 😁

I did NOT catch the announcement about Shatner. I guess I turned it off too soon!

[niyad]

56. It is a voiceover announcement, as the credits are rolling, about the next

week's program, some sort of drama.

[WestMichRad]

24. Invited to take a tour of a new high rise building in Moscow

… and accidentally falls out a window on the 13th floor.

[surfered]

25. Tragic and bizarre golf course accident

[niyad]

26. Smiles

[SheltieLover]

27. Are those electric sharks?

[Capt. America]

31. Sharks with lasers.

[SheltieLover]

32. ...

[malaise]

30. Hehehe

😂

[Self Esteem]

34. No. But I'm convinced that with every one of these silly posts, you add an additional year to his life.

He's going to live longer than Carter at this point.

[Orrex]

36. Thanks for the kick

[Self Esteem]

41. You're welcome.

I just wonder if you'll keep it up for the rest of his presidency or finally resign yourself to the fact he isn't going to die anytime soon.

Personally, I think it's awful optics that you keep posting this knowing the last president might be in a fight for his life. Just feels like you're tempting the wrong fate.

[niyad]

43. Goodness, however will we bear up under the weight of your moral superiority

and disapproval?

[ShazzieB]

50. Yes, whatever shall we do?

[niyad]

54. Perfect!

[Self Esteem]

58. No moral superiority...just one who understands bad optics...

...and tempting fate the other way.

I don't care if you wish Trump dies. Posting a daily thread wondering if he is dead yet, however? it just feels like grim when the last president is possibly looking at a death diagnosis because of cancer. It also looks extra-silly when Trump continues to defy odds and live ... maybe for the next decade-plus.

[niyad]

60. Such clarity. Such vision. Such humility. Such clairvoyance. I am in awe.

[Self Esteem]

61. I get it. Sometimes we have so little in life that we have to find other ways to find enjoyment.

Have fun with it.

Reminds me of all nearly daily threads last year from one poster being pellucidly clear that Trump was going to lose and it won't even be close.

Just feels like tempting fate and bad karma is all.

[niyad]

63. Keep trying. We need the amusement.

[Self Esteem]

65. Hey, I'm glad I can help!

Like I said, people with little going on in their lives have to find other ways of enjoyment. Glad I can help you out there!

[Orrex]

52. I will happily continue until he is kind enough to make it unnecessary

Could be tomorrow, could be three and a half years.

Of course, other contenders may present themselves at that point.

[Self Esteem]

59. Could be in 20.

Like I said: every time this is posted, it wouldn't surprise me if you're adding an additional year to his life.

He's the type of guy who seems to feed off that hate.

[niyad]

38. And yet you felt it imperative to express your disdain, thereby keeping it kicked.

We thank you.

[Self Esteem]

40. Clever.

[niyad]

44. Yes, many of the people here are. And many are quite amusing, in

many diferent ways.

[LW1977]

35. Destroyed by the Biden Clonebot 3000?

[niyad]

39. Now that would be sweet justice!

[republianmushroom]

46. Come on Lord the time is now, just do it.

Don't care how, just get it done.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

51. We are all waiting

[TBF]

57. I wish Leon had just released the Epstein files -

we know he has them. THAT might have caused the massive coronary we are all hoping for.

[Hekate]

62. He may be about to pop a gusset, since Musk is out-tweeting him by a mile today

[Orrex]

64. It'll be an interesting 24 hours

Who will crash out first?

[Joinfortmill]

66. Sigh. No.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

67. Run over

By his own golf cart and as it crosses over his body the
bumps keep shifting it forwards and backwards until some guy throws a golf club at it.