Ok, now I feel better.

[milestogo]

Hi, I’m Thomas Fugate!

In 2023 I was killing it performing “various activities around every department of the [grocery] store, fulfilling key duties contributing to store operations.” In 2025, Trump put me in charge of the CP3 at DHS. Sick!

#kakistocracy
www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...

— Bryan Dawson (@bryandawsonusa.bsky.social) 2025-06-05T16:50:08.135Z

22 year old Trump campaign worker Thomas Fugate, who has been appointed by Trump to lead a DHS counter-terrorism unit.

— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) 2025-06-05T12:47:25.109Z

Just look at the raised eyebrow. Domestic terrorists will be scared shitless.



Not the Onion.

[RandomNumbers]

1. Is it shallow of me to note ...

that this guy is apparently too young to know how to either a) tie is own tie properly or b) get someone else to do it for him, properly?

Normally I'm not big on appearance cr*p, but for a professional photo of someone in a position of some responsibility in our government ... I expect if they are going to ATTEMPT to wear a tie, then at least do it reasonably well. Sigh. (Or be a Fetterman, where his schtick is to be a slob. Pick one.)

[milestogo]

3. He works for Hegseth

It's not good to look more sober than the boss.

[RandomNumbers]

5. Excellent point.

[Codifer]

2. Gawd dammit.

I got socks older than he is.

[milestogo]

4. Yeah, but he was "killing it" at the grocery store.

I have no idea what that means, unless there were live animals being delivered.

[choie]

6. That is a very smackable face

[maveric]

7. Looks like a smarmy looking little deviant.

Pic looks like a mugshot.

[Sneederbunk]

12. And a sinister eyebrow to boot.

[bif]

8. tRump only picks the best and the brightest

To head up any department.

[DET]

9. I Find It Interesting...

…that sometimes you can just look at someone and know that they are seriously weird.

[Hotler]

10. Does he know that when we take power again he's going to prison? nt

[milestogo]

11. I don't think he knows much of anything.

[Javaman]

13. Another emotionally stunted right winger

Love his wannabe fuzzstash lol

[Vinca]

14. This guy doesn't look bright enough to play a game of "Clue."

[Marie Marie]

15. What are the Vegas odds that he is an incel??

[milestogo]

16. Pretty good, I imagine.

But with a job that has "terrorism" in the title he is bound to become a MAGA chick magnet.