Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Found in Führerbunker following a self-inflicted gunshot wound?

Fell down the Air Force One staircase, all the way to Hell?

Hung upside down in Piazzale Loreto?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Humpty Dumpty falls off the wall during moon wobble, but nobody wants to bother trying to put him back together again.

Drown in catsup backflow from walls?

Died of embarraasment when he saw pix of his face when he tripped on stairs?

Blew a gasket over Newsom's TV appearance?

[bdamomma]

4. OMG SheltieLover

I just saw your post after I just posted mine!!! great minds and all that.

[SheltieLover]

8. Roflmao. Time for slobby to take the big fall

[bdamomma]

2. Humpty Dumpty

will have a great fall possibly climbing stairs again.

[SheltieLover]

5. Hahaha - see my post above

Great minds...

[hlthe2b]

3. Killer frog went for his stubby fingers (and similar appendages)?

[SocialDemocrat61]

6. Had a temper tantum when the McDonald's deliver

forgot his hash browns causing a stroke.

[surfered]

7. Overcome with glee at the prospect of ordering the National Guard to put down protests.

“At last, I have a Secretary of Defense willing to shoot protesters,” he’s reported to have said before keeling over.

[malaise]

9. No but he sure looks like

he’s trying to kill California

[surfered]

13. Sadly, true.

[malaise]

19. Then there's this

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220379217

[niyad]

21. I remember that!!!

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[EllieBC]

11. Another day of not seeing, "Yes he is."

😭

I keep holding on waiting for that day.

[Omnipresent]

12. That stairway sounds the most promising.

He often walks down it without his estranged wife.

[niyad]

14. A little liquid soap or detergent or oil on the stairway. . any stairway.

[Omnipresent]

16. His staff is too cowardly to do that.

Trump might also take some of the out, like a bowling ball heading towards the pins.

[niyad]

18. Since they work for him, I assume they are just as bad, so no great loss.

[SheltieLover]

20. Lol

[twodogsbarking]

15. Steam roller.

[underpants]

17. No but still dumb as a post.

[niyad]

34. And far less useful.

[Botany]

22. Live in hope. Everyday brings his check out time closer.

[MissB]

23. Somewhere on bluesky yesterday... someone took that still shot from

the moment where he tripped on the stairs. They turned the photo sideways and noted that it looked like his body was lying in repose in a coffin.

It’s a great way to look at that photo!!!

[C_U_L8R]

24. Karma

Trump is running up the tab and mortal bankruptcy is inevitable. Sooner than later, he'll get exactly what's coming to him. Just as everyone does.

[Ilsa]

25. Tossed into dumpster by cook at

Panda Express because "orange chicken shouldn't smell like shit."

[niyad]

30. I nearly scared my kitty!

[republianmushroom]

26. Come on, Lord, don't care how,

just get it don't.

[Wicked Blue]

27. He got tanked

[onlyadream]

28. I pray everyday for President Trump

to die. The sooner the better. Hear me now - Universe!!!

[MIButterfly]

29. He isn't dead yet because the Devil doesn't want him and God would never take him.

"You take him." "No, you take him." Each one refuses to give in.

But sooner or later, Satan has to give up and take him.

[Vogon_Glory]

31. I keep hoping that he'll do a photo-op past the railings

at the most scenic parts of Grand Canyon National Park and maybe back up a little further than he ought, but I don’t think our republic will be that lucky.

[Blue Owl]

32. Slid down the AF1 steps

And got sucked into one of the throttled-up jet engines

[ShazzieB]

33. The bags under his eyes got so big and heavy that he could no longer hold his head upright.

Causing him to fall face forward into: (insert the gruesome fate of your choice).

Seriously, I've been noticing in recent images that his eye bags have gone from overnighters to full size suitcases. *shudder*