What do you hope Krasnov gets for his birthday?

[Stinky The Clown]

I wish him a kidney stone that leads to a rare sepsis that is unresponsive to treatment.

I wish him a birthday blow-up with Melanoma who demands a pay increase for her services.

I wish him a virus in his bitcoin server that eats his lunch

I wish him pain and suffering that leads to an aortal explosion and "sleep" before his prodigious ass stops bouncing on the floor from the fall.

Happy birthday MOTHERFUCKER.

[MLAA]

1. A funeral.

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For Clarity: I meant his own funeral. A big beautiful funeral, the best funeral ever held.

[niyad]

13. You should specify whose.

[SheltieLover]

31. His own funeral.

There. Fixed it.

[MLAA]

55. I meant his own, I'll update the post

[Trueblue1968]

69. DEATH.

[PittBlue]

2. All of the above.

[Nonnia Bisnez]

3. A cute

angina

[Silent Type]

4. Canon from Abrams Tank rammed up his rear.

[electricmonk]

62. A live shell

accidentally loaded into a tank that accidentally gets shot right at his viewing stand at the parade. Hopefully JD like the loyal little lapdog he is is next to him.

[canetoad]

5. Divorce papers

Not going to happen - Melanoma knows which side her bread is buttered on.

[walkingman]

6. Like in the movie "The Help" a Chocolate Pie with

"that good vanilla from Mexico and something else real special" to the pie, and which is Biden's own feces.

Eat his shit, Orange Jesus.

[niyad]

12. Yes

[SheltieLover]

32. ...

[Tommy Carcetti]

7. A stroke? nt

[The Blue Flower]

8. Explosive diarrhea

and nausea

[BannonsLiver]

9. Syphilis.

[William Gustafson]

66. too late, he already has that...

[flvegan]

10. Everything he deserves. n/t

[niyad]

11. So mote it be. Three times three.

[SheltieLover]

33. X 10,000

[fierywoman]

22. May he reap what he has sowed.

[dalton99a]

14. The most painful, disfiguring, and debilitating disease known to science

for which there is neither cure nor relief

[SheilaAnn]

20. And pray RFK Jr. is his adviser for all of the above. n/t

[Torchlight]

15. What do I wish an evil man receives for his birthday? A kind heart.

I think he could use one. It doesn’t seem like he’s ever known sincere joy, true happiness, or quiet contentment—and it shows. At one point, it could have really helped him.

But the truth is, he’s one of the Broken Men now; beyond redemption in any earth-bound, practical sense. Any hope I hold for him is as wasted as his remaining days on this earth.

[leftieNanner]

34. I have prayed for the same thing

That a tiny drop of kindness and mercy would enter his heart. I'm not holding my breath, but I cannot imagine living such a life devoid of any joy.

[B.See]

16. fuck him.

[EnergizedLib]

17. A bullet would be too humane

So, hopefully, he suffers a long, painful death.

Honestly, now that I think about it - whatever the most gruesome Mortal Kombat fatality is, he deserves to receive that.

[Snarkoleptic]

18. A massive wind and rain storm that derails his birthday parade.

Military refusal to be deployed vs. us.
A conviction for treason along with complete humiliation.

[Tarzanrock]

19. Brain eating amoeba.

[SheltieLover]

35. It would starve!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

44. The amoeba might starve

[WestMichRad]

21. An aortic aneurysm

[bdamomma]

60. A CVA

or a Brain aneurysm

[live love laugh]

23. His gold casket.

[Autumn]

24. A very nice urn or coffin. nt

[WiVoter]

25. Karma For Krasnov

[Ocelot II]

26. Everything he deserves.

[sinkingfeeling]

27. Can't say. Might get me arrested.

[kimbutgar]

28. A massive storm of epic proportions that makes it impossible

to have the parade!

[mjvpi]

29. 11 million American Patriots marching against him all over the country.

[Sanity Claws]

30. A cup of tea from Putin

[buzzycrumbhunger]

57. Yes, a steaming cup of good old polonium

… though it might be more satisfying to see him hurl out a window and splat.

[Midnight Writer]

36. A visit from three ghosts who show him the errors of his ways and heal his heart.

[woodsprite]

37. An eternity next to Ivana, Bedminster and Mara Lago turned into support centers

Maybe Mara Lago for climate ocean and environment research, Bedminster for a veterans hospital and care home, and Trump Tower made into a homeless shelter and public assistance support.

[comradebillyboy]

38. A severe stroke or a massive coronary.

[RockRaven]

39. Instead of that little slip/stumble on AF1 steps, I wish him to absolutely eat shit on camera

either a completely unrestrained literal faceplant or a full-on ass over tea kettle multi-revolution tumble. Whichever is least dignified.

[malaise]

40. I wish him

Heavy rain, lightning, thunder and a heart attack in any order

[Deep State Witch]

41. A Fatal Heart Attack

Right in the middle of his parade.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

42. Colon cancer

[sakabatou]

43. CV-19.

[Unhappycamper78]

45. Coronary

Followed by several more.

[0rganism]

46. I hope he gets everything he deserves

Perhaps a fall and a broken hip.
Maybe a stroke.
Better yet, a juicy terminal case of ALS.

Each of these things has happened to people far more conscientious, careful, competent, and considerate than F47, while he has done more to earn them than anyone else on the planet. IMHO.

[spinbaby]

47. Humiliation

Which is the worst possible thing to happen to a narcissist.

[no_hypocrisy]

48. Peyronie's disease

Peyronie disease can happen at any age. But it becomes more common between the ages of 45 and 70. Curving of the penis in younger men less often is due to Peyronie disease. It is more commonly called congenital penile curvature

[Intractable]

49. His final birthday party.

[MIButterfly]

50. Struck by lightning.

[ZDU]

51. TACO heart attack

[LaRaven]

52. I wish him and his circle of fiends a lovely military coup.

:

[Blue Owl]

53. A nice 300,000,000 volt lightning bolt to the head

[usonian]

63. From the graphics library.

[mitch96]

54. A medical or psychological condition that takes him permanently out of office..nt

[Wounded Bear]

56. I'd be fine if he just gets his walking papers...nt

[usonian]

58. Flowers. 🌹🌸💐🌺🌷🌻🥀🌼💮🪷🪻

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[kacekwl]

59. A big party with all his friends, his

cabinet appointments, his spokes liar, aid Miller , etc. that ends with citizens leading them very strongly to awaiting gallows on the National Mall.

[marble falls]

61. A long series of income consuming courtrooms and then a nice dry cell.

[PlanetBev]

64. A vicious case of Jungle Rot

On his junk.

[usonian]

65. A trip on a spacecraft.

For dinner.

[William Gustafson]

67. that he is held accountable for everything evil he has done... I know, I am dreaming...

[Hassin Bin Sober]

68. Pancreatic cancer