I don't understand why TACO wants an Army Parade for his birthday, only dictators do that. Why are

[akbacchus_BC]

all the the army, navy, etc. going all with this atrocity?

[DetroitLegalBeagle]

1. What do you expect them to do?

Like it or not, he's President and Commander in Chief. Despite the fact that many aren't going to want to do anything with a parade(parades suck and are annoying), they have zero legitimate reasons to not follow the order. It's sucking isn't good enough.

[4139]

2. It's the 250 anniversary of the Continental Congress establishing the army

It’s also Flag Day by coincidence

It’s unfortunate that it’s also Rump‘s birthday.

[Conjuay]

3. I believe it is the 250th

anniversary of the Army. The fact that it’s Looney Tunes 79th birthday is only important in his failing mind.

[surfered]

4. Because the only thing Donald Trump cares about is Donald Trump!

Our Dear Leader is a Narcissistic sociopath.

[The Wizard]

5. It's getting to look

a lot like North Korea. Can we call him Kim Jong Don?

[werdna]

6. Donald Trump is, has been and always will be a dictator. It is his M.O n/t

[Swede]

7. "They're only following orders."

This will be heard in courtrooms quite a bit in the next few years.