Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

After ABC executives sucked his d-- Wait.
After being... so dutifully serviced by ABC's top brass, his heart finally gave out?

Died of suicide while the guards were "asleep" and the cameras "malfunctioning?"

Rejected the court's verdict and took poison right there in the courtroom?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[lapfog_1]

1. Accidentally run over by an Abrams tank during the birthday parade

caught in a Waymo vehicle fire while personally commanding the troops in Los Angeles

tripped over his long red tie while trying to climb the stairs into AF1 and fell to his death.

crushed by the new flagpole in what was the rose garden at the white house because the concrete had not set yet.

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[malaise]

3. No but Jimmy Kimmel's monologue should hasten the event

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220385609

[hlthe2b]

7. Kimmel was great! We all might boycott ABC, but let Jimmy Kimmel be the one exception...

[malaise]

8. Love him

😀

[Submariner]

13. The ending with the presidents knocked it out of the park

Followed by the racist baboon.

[malaise]

14. It was brilliant

Rec

[surfered]

4. Killed by the ghost of Ulysses S Grant for promising to rename U. S. Army Bases after Civil War traitors.

[hlthe2b]

5. ...

"Just biding my time..."

[malaise]

9. Hehe

😀

[SheltieLover]

6. No, but we are another day closer...

Progress. You know, good things are worth the wait.

[twodogsbarking]

10. A party like the one they had for Saddam. Happy New Year.

[Gimpyknee]

11. You've had 24 hrs. This is the best that you could do?

[Orrex]

12. It pleases me that you only post on DU to give my threads a kick

Looking forward to your contribution tomorrow.

[SheltieLover]

18. That is quite an honor, isn't it, Orrex? People generally only look at what they like, so...

[niyad]

15. Out of curiosity, do you have red hair to go with your (obviously) green eyes?

[malaise]

16. Tell that to the worst liar on the planet

That is all

[republianmushroom]

17. Not yet Lord ?

Your not doing your part Lord. Lets get it together, Lord.

[ShazzieB]

19. Is he dead yet? No, damn it!

But it HAS to happen sometime...right?