Do not report "little green men" on the ICE alien hotline. No one should do this.

[jmbar2]

Link to tweet

[BoRaGard]

1. What about big green men?

Asking for a jolly good friend.

[jls4561]

2. Excuse me for a moment. I have to wipe the coffee off my screen.

[Tommy Carcetti]

3. I would like to report a foreign invader.

[Hekate]

4. Just curious, but don't they have means to capture the phone numbers of those who call in?

Imagining that has kept me from ever pranking anything of trump’s.

[ck4829]

5. You can also drop that number on pages without saying what it is on comment boards and other places

They’ll start getting spam calls. Sign the number up for Scientology stuff using that number. It’s easy to get telemarketers calling them.

[Hekate]

8. Aha!

[Dave Bowman]

6. Ridiculous, everybody knows that they are actually gray.

[MineralMan]

7. It's the Greys They Fear.

[moniss]

9. What about reporting Melanie? Demand proof that her deal

wasn't rigged.

[struggle4progress]

10. They're self-deporting

[jmbar2]

11. That's a gem - first time to hear it.

Huge Ella fan - thanks.