DC Weather forecast for June 14: 85% chance of rain

[spooky3]

Looks as if it could be steady most of the day — accumulation of over a half inch.

Such a shame.

[Attilatheblond]

1. Hoping all the Weather Witches pull off a bonnie good soaker

[niyad]

8. Working on it!

[Deuxcents]

2. This is too good to believe 🤗

[elleng]

10. BELIEVE IT!!!!

Saturday, 80%, Sunday and Monday ,76% 'Scattered thunderstorms'

[LuckyLib]

3. I want torrents of rain!! A gully washer!

[RockRaven]

4. Not. High. Enough.

[Silent Type]

5. Maybe weather bureau will miss a tornado warning, although big hail would be good.

[kysrsoze]

6. Haha! That's great! Tiny audience to match those tiny hands.

[niyad]

7. Watch them blame it on Democrats controlling the weather!

[Postal Grunt]

11. If Democrats could control the weather

If Democrats could control the weather, then why hasn't MTG been struck by lightning yet?

[Buns_of_Fire]

38. "This is unheard of. Out of the last five major hurricanes,

"ALL FIVE made landfall at Mar-a-Lago. One even looped back and hit it again..."

[elleng]

9. ALL DAY!!!!

[Ilsa]

12. I was hoping the sun would steam the rain off of the

streets and create the most humid day in years.

[karynnj]

45. In addition to rain, the forecast show high humidity

So, even if the forecast begins to look better, it might remind Trump et al as to why in pre ac days, it was extremely uncomfortable.

[MissouriDem47]

13. Good!

[live love laugh]

14. TACO 🌮 didn't visit vets graves due to rain. Payback is a bitch.

[not fooled]

15. Too bad he can't move it indoors

What a shame.

[johnnyfins]

29. He will be in a bulletproof glass cube

[C Moon]

16. I AM LAUGHING SO FRIGGGGGGGING HARD!!!

[Buns_of_Fire]

17. Emperor Taco will be nice and cozy and protected, whatever the weather.

It's the troops in the parade who'll suffer.

[kennyperkins]

18. Trump's going hate that

No one turning up for his birthday.

[misanthrope]

19. Here's to hoping for 6 more inches of rainfall

Drown that toad.

[Pachamama]

31. Thunder and lightning too

Protect our soldiers - not those that avoided duty due to Bone Spurs

[electric_blue68]

20. 🌧👍🌧👍🌧👍🌧 😄 😆 😂

[Hekate]

21. I am smiling and smiling, with fingers crossed

[malaise]

33. If this comes true

I hope to dream about lottery numbers😀😀
https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100220354077

[Cha]

22. Pray for Rain on the Damn parade.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

25. As Babs sings it...

[malaise]

37. My pick

[ProudMNDemocrat]

43. Excellent choice malaise!

[Ilsa]

23. I hope there is wind with strong gusts.

Trump like "strong" right?

[malaise]

24. Bring it on

😀😀

[ProudMNDemocrat]

26. 85%? Pray for 100% all day, steady rain.

Throw in some thunder and lightening too. Can't have those widdle troops get wet!

[CrispyQ]

27. The only thing better than pouring rain on the 14th, is if he died on Friday the 13th.

Please, Universe! Make our day!! Earth has endured enough of this putrid, orange scourge.

[lame54]

61. If so...

Friday the 13th will then forever be seen as a day of luck

[CrispyQ]

64. Indeed!! -nt

[underpants]

28. He'll move it inside. 😆 He claimed it didn't rain in his first Inauguration

Remember he claimed it didn't rain on his first inauguration

Everyone jokes about his obvious lie about the crowd size but it always cracked me up that he immediately re-wrote what we all saw about the freaking weather.

He claimed it didn’t rain THAT DAY if memory serves

[johnnyfins]

30. Who is playing at the concert?

Kid Rock, Lee Greenwood and Ted Nugent?

With a special spoken word duet from James Woods and John Voight?

[taxi]

32. There better not be a single face hidden by an umbrella

We know all about how insurrectionists use them to conceal their identity. That goes equally well for masks, scarves, broad rim hats, and anything else the parade going criminals may hide behind.

[tinrobot]

34. Maybe Mother Nature could provide some well placed lightning as well.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

35. This made me smile

[malaise]

36. And so say all

of us 😀

[LetMyPeopleVote]

39. This makes me smile

Link to tweet

[MorbidButterflyTat]

41. Oh, right....

The fugly felon "...hopes to mark 250 years of the US military..."

Nobody with a brain cell believes that load of crap! This is ALL about him and his insatiable, bottomless needy baby ego.

[spooky3]

44. WaPo's article on this:

https://wapo.st/402GJCK

[malaise]

47. Hehehe

Lightning is perhaps the most concerning potential hazard, considering the large number of people who will be outside in open spaces and a considerable distance from shelter.

Thunderstorms are possible, though it’s still unclear whether they would be scattered or widespread. The greatest risk is between 3 p.m. and 10 p.m. Attendees should stay weather-aware, have a shelter plan and follow the National Weather Service’s advice: “When Thunder Roars, Go Indoors!”

[kwolf68]

40. How to spin

Usually the religious whack-a-doodles equate weather to "Gods wrath".

Will they just say God got the parade mixed up with DoTurds shower time? Or will they come out and say "God hates this man and is spiting him with rain" such would be the case if it rained on an Obama or Biden event.

[Totally Tunsie]

42. Literally, $45M down the drain!

Enjoy the parade, Bozo!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

46. The National Weather Service is now predicting an 85% chance of rain and thunderstorms during Trump's Vanity Parade

Link to tweet

[Kid Berwyn]

48. King Taco's hair-do will never survive.

Orange grease oozing out all over the reviewing stand...

[onenote]

49. Current NWS forecast, as of 5:42 Thursday, is 60% chance of rain on Saturday

https://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lat=38.890370000000075&lon=-77.03195999999997

[spooky3]

56. Now up to 70%, with over an inch possible. Nt

[onenote]

57. Got a link? Because this is still what the NWS is currently saying.

https://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lat=38.890370000000075&lon=-77.03195999999997

Areas of drizzle before 11am, then a slight chance of showers between 11am and 2pm, then showers likely and possibly a thunderstorm after 2pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 83. Calm wind becoming northeast around 5 mph in the afternoon. Chance of precipitation is 60%. New rainfall amounts between a tenth and quarter of an inch, except higher amounts possible in thunderstorms.

Also not what Accuweather is forecasting: https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/washington/20006/weather-tomorrow/327659

Or Weather.com: https://weather.com/weather/weekend/l/54cb0680765a42c2d32a29df7d31efbdf9ce65512744c95bc4a9f55b6727009a

Or the weather network: https://www.theweathernetwork.com/en/city/us/district-of-columbia/washington/7-days

I'm sure its not your intent, but posting uweather forecasts that are at odds with what actually is being forecast only will discourage some folks here from protesting the parade.

[spooky3]

58. I found the numbers at the same link! Look at Friday night, Saturday

And Saturday night.

And, please, I’m sure your advice can help people, but I can post without it.

[onenote]

63. yes, it may rain an inch or two Friday night, although I'm not sure why that matters

And the forecast for Saturday is still 60%.

[Sparkly]

50. HahaHA!!!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

51. The National Weather Service is now predicting an 85% chance of rain and thunderstorms during Trump's Vanity Parade

Link to tweet

[malaise]

52. Click this for a laugh

https://www.google.com/search?q=weather+dc+saturday+parade&client=safari&sca_esv=b9039e3016f1e9d6&hl=en-jm&ei=7WRLaKaFA6XQwbkP1vnX4QM&ved=0ahUKEwjmr4jmhu2NAxUlaDABHdb8NTwQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=weather+dc+saturday+parade&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiGndlYXRoZXIgZGMgc2F0dXJkYXkgcGFyYWRlMgUQIRigATIFECEYnwVIg0tQgCVYwyxwAXgBkAEAmAGAAaAB2QKqAQMwLjO4AQPIAQD4AQGYAgSgAoUDwgIKEAAYsAMY1gQYR8ICBRAAGO8FwgIIEAAYgAQYogTCAggQIRigARjDBJgDAIgGAZAGCJIHAzEuM6AHoQeyBwMwLjO4B_UCwgcFMi0zLjHIBxo&sclient=gws-wiz-serp

[LetMyPeopleVote]

53. 90% now

[malaise]

54. Latest

https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025/06/12/army-parade-dc-forecast-thunderstorms/

[GaYellowDawg]

55. I want a fuck ton of lightning

So that it's called off. And then I'll tell as many fundamentalists as I can that it was God's will that the parade got canceled.

[Wednesdays]

59. TSF will have his parade, come hell or high water.

No pun intended.

[Conjuay]

60. and hail large enough to dent tanks!

(c’mon, let me amuse myself!)

[spooky3]

62. Flood watch for tonight issued DC metro; here's WaPo story

Latest update was around 10:30 am today:

https://wapo.st/4e1hEhB