Reporters noticed Aaron Rodgers is wearing a wedding ring but he won't say who he married....

[Ranting Randy]

Perhaps he married someone who also is only partially tethered to reality, Ayahuasca?

[Mysterian]

1. Add another clown to Mike Tomlin's circus

What a joke the Steelers have become.

[PittBlue]

4. Sadly true!

As a life long Steelers fan, I will not be watching them this year. Between Rudolph, Rodgers and Tomlin, I am done.

[Wuddles440]

5. I'd add Omar Kahn in that mix as well.

Entirely too many bizarre personnel decisions over several seasons.

[generalbetrayus]

2. Maybe he married another football player. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)

[Ranting Randy]

7. Andrew Taint?

[RockRaven]

3. Notorious attention-seeker strikes again. Much success!

[surfered]

6. Joe Rogan?

[werdna]

8. Oh, c'mon. He's probably just -

- a nun. They're married to Christ, you know.

[travelingthrulife]

9. Who cares?

[Prairie Gates]

10. I'm laying 3 to 1 odds that he married an AI like in the movie