Trump's Homeland Security Sec'ty Kristi Noem likes TO PLAY DRESS UP, a lot

[IrishBubbaLiberal]

Who else nearly fell out of the seat when you heard Cosplay Kristi accuse Sen. Padilla of “political theater”?

— Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) 2025-06-13T13:06:40.873Z

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“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.”

--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2025-06-12T22:11:07.420Z

[wcmagumba]

1. She strangles puppies with her hair extensions, such a lovely l-ass...

[Attilatheblond]

2. Would like to see her expense reports. Wondering if taxpayer are paying for her special wardrobe.

I know she thinks we should provide her with a brand new private jet. But it's OK to take food from kids.

[allegorical oracle]

10. Definitely high-maintenance person. What she's doing with her face and hair styling

demands constant upkeep. She's like the portrait of Dorian Grey living in real time (no portrait in the attic).

[GusBob]

3. Easy bet

She does the dominatrix thing for hire

[Traildogbob]

4. She can't help it

All Barbies were subjected to costumes changes and even being naked out in the open.
She has been trained as a Barbie, and learned to need it, much more than her puppy did.

[Johonny]

5. She's more filler than man, twisted and evil

[Initech]

8. She's a psychopath that admitted to murdering her dog IN COLD BLOOD.

And then throwing him in a ditch! I would assume she is that much of a psycho when the cameras aren't rolling.

[Johonny]

12. She basically said she sent the marines to

Overthrow the governor of California and the mayor of LA. Not that the marines are doing that. But she wants that.

[Initech]

13. And all of this is so she can get more airtime on Fox.

[sop]

6. Noem's a laughingstock, you just know Homeland Security officers are making crude jokes about her every time

she shows up in one of those cosplay getups. Does this woman not realize how stupid she looks?

[Initech]

7. And it's all so she can get more air time on Fox than the next MAGA cabinet member or rep.

Seriously, without Fox News, nobody would vote republican.

[odins folly]

14. That was the plan...

Thanks Roger and Rupert...

[Initech]

15. And also Reagan for gutting the Fairness Doctrine.

[Vinca]

9. It's as if she's a person getting paid to deliver a fantasy . . . if you get my drift.

[ultralite001]

11. How much time do you suppose Kosplay Kristi...

spends in front of a mirror each day???