Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Irradiated by faulty self-branded cellphones?

Followed Jimmy Swaggart's example as a show of solidarity?

Heart attack on a train to Pyongyang?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[malaise]

1. Followed Jimmy Swaggart's example as a show of solidarity?

😂😂😂😂

[multigraincracker]

2. Just waiting on a formal announcement.

[C_U_L8R]

3. He'll drop dead when he see his next poll numbers

No one likes a loser like Trump.

[SheltieLover]

4. Sadly, not yet. But another day closer.

[Dave Bowman]

5. Developed a nut allergy, he didn't survive being allergic to himself

[Duncanpup]

6. Not yet unfortunately.

Yet when he does watch out. We had 11.5 million demonstrators at No Kings March.
Can you imagine the numbers nationwide at the party when he kicks the bucket.
For that party I’m making a double batch of my broccoli salad.

[SheltieLover]

15. Nationwide? Worldwide...well, except ruskies but who gives a shit about them?

Broccoli salad... yum!

Hurry up kraznov, bite the dust!!!

[Duncanpup]

20. What covered dish are you bringing

I’ll pick you up Sheltie on way to the cookout? you ok on sitting in backseat.
It’s Dunc he has seniority and he’s a fat head ego furry type.

[SheltieLover]

30. Vinegar coleslaw

Sure, Dunc. Lol

Can't have furry boy doing Rosa Parks impression.

[Progressive dog]

7. How do we know that's

not a clone?

[Orrex]

14. Good point.

It's hard to tell one three hundred pound heap of pig shit from another.

[malaise]

19. Well he sure paused to get a grip while descending AF1 a short while

ago so I think it’s the same 79 year old loser who gave us this

[SheltieLover]

31. He stopped as if waiting for applause for making it part-way down stairs.

[malaise]

33. That and

to take a few breaths

[SheltieLover]

36. No doubt!

[malaise]

34. Here

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220403566

[SheltieLover]

37. And made a fist as if to say "look mom, I made it!"

[generalbetrayus]

25. I think it is a clone, a defective clone. He only spoke for 8 minutes at his birthday party parade.

When is the last time Orange Julius Caesar spoke for only 8 minutes?

[hlthe2b]

8. Caught up in testosterone-addicted MTG reacting badly to calls of "Dirty HAIRY!?!"

[malaise]

9. Not yet but he still has to take that photo with the German Chancellor

Friedrich Merz , which means that he may croak after falling off his stilts or die of shame for being so much shorter. 😀

[hlthe2b]

11. Hah! 'Had to look it up. Friedrich Merz is 6'6"...

and Trump is clearly NOT... (6'1" -- at most)

[malaise]

12. Hehehehe

😂😂

[efhmc]

23. Melania is going to have to start wearing flats. They look the same size in the latest photos.

[SheltieLover]

16. Wahahaha!

What a pathetic slob!

[malaise]

17. LOL

Happy Monday 😀

[SheltieLover]

18. Happy Monday to you as well

Now if the slob would just cooperate with the spirit of this thread...

[surfered]

10. This

[niyad]

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dreaam..

[GopherGal]

21. Killed with a pencil by an irate John Wick

who discovered that one of Mango's followers also shot Melissa Hortman's dog.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-madman-also-shot-assassinated-democrat-melissa-hortmans-rescue-dog-gilbert/]

[generalbetrayus]

26. Kristi Noem approved.

[et tu]

35. so also a noem follower

just sick

[sop]

22. No. Wisely, no ordnance was issued to the troops.

[Fil1957]

24. He's dead inside. Been that way a long time...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

27. We are all waiting to have a big party

[Warpy]

28. No, and he still hasn't gone for a swim

in any of the brightly colored ponds near the old Union Carbide plant in West Virginia, collapsing on the shore into a puddle of putrefaction.

Damn. Sigh.

[ffr]

29. When it comes to pure evil, that which is eternally cannot die.

@1:55 Contains disturbing Hollywood imagery.

[republianmushroom]

32. Come on Lord, lets get it done,

don't care how just do it.

[SheltieLover]

39. So many great possibilities and we only need ONE.

Any one will do!

[aocommunalpunch]

38. Am I dancing in the streets?

Checks notes … not yet. Damn.

[mentalsolstice]

40. K&R for the night crowd. nt

[Blue Full Moon]

41. This was on FB immediately thought of this thread.