I think Kristi Noem just had a panic attack

[struggle4progress]

Maybe Robert could give her a big dose of Vitamin A

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	Like any other serial killer, she needs regular visits to her killing grounds
	6 (30%)
	There hasn't been enough fire and brimstone in her air recently to keep her breathing normally
	3 (15%)
	She accidentally met some nice people the other day and that really triggered her
	2 (10%)
	Recurring nightmares about her future are starting to creep her out
	9 (45%)
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[Historic NY]

1. Lieabeties is catching up with her.

[Ocelot II]

2. She's haunted by Cricket's ghost.

[usonian]

4. I don't believe in ghosts, but ...

My opinion is not binding on others.

[Tarzanrock]

3. Nah, just bad 'blow' purchased from ...

Cokesnort, Jr.

[Maru Kitteh]

5. Accidentally met nice people, required medical intervention to prevent

a messy public gnome rage incident.

Also (some kidding aside) - menopause. Her life stage actually makes your guess of a panic attack more likely hit on the mark due to changes in breathing patterns that occur with hormonal shifts. It’s one of the reasons why our panic disorders, asthma and stress/immune disorders tend to show themselves with vigor during this time. Yeah - ASK ME HOW I KNOW

[NBachers]

6. She saw all the sympathy the Minnesota victims got, and she wants in on it.