Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Patient zero for razor blade throat covid?

Dissolved in a foul heap of raw ugliness when asked if he called Governor Walz?

Fatally humiliated in Canada?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[sop]

1. Does Trump have any allergies?

[niyad]

18. Yes! Actual work. ethics. honesty. compassion. brains. honour. decency.

integrity. I am sure I have missed some.

[surfered]

2. Taken out by the Joint Chiefs of Staff to prevent WW III

[Blue Owl]

3. Spontaneously combusted leaving only a foul stench behind

[SheltieLover]

4. Stumbled rushing to avoid President Zelenskyy at G7.

Fatally face planted when real leaders shoved him off the world stage at G7.

Accidentally mistaken for a person with more pigment in his skin & tackled by ICE goons...well, you can just imagine the hard fall that haughty attitude took.

[twodogsbarking]

5. His Tesla turns into Christine with the radio blaring.

[GopherGal]

28. Blaring "Fortunate Son" I hope

nfm

[wolfie001]

6. I wouldn't complain one iota if the Wicked Witch from the North........

.........predeceased him.

EEEECCCKKK!!!!

[SheltieLover]

9. What a grotesque individual.

[wolfie001]

10. I hope no one's morning coffee is ruined by that image

She's faker than Boobert. At least she tramp-stamped herself. That gives her a tiny bit of cred.

[SheltieLover]

13. I cannot imagine anyone doing that to themselves or thinking it looks attractive

[wolfie001]

14. It's a warning label

Like on a pack of cigs.

[SheltieLover]

15. Agreed!

[Hugin]

19. It's the MAGA Lisa...

Yick!

[wolfie001]

31. Just stole that one!

I'll put it to good use! Like Robin Hood!

[niyad]

30. Please do not insult practicing witches that way. She has nothing to

do with the Craft of the Wise.

[wolfie001]

32. You're so right! I love witches!

My fave witch! So cute!

[malaise]

7. No but someone sent me this last night 😀😂😀

A WH aide told Donvict that she had this dream about a parade for him.
Was it yuge?" Trump asked, visibly interested.
"Oh, yes," said the aide, "there were millions of cheering people turning out to celebrate all along the streets."
"Was it tremendous? Trump asked, visibly excited.
"Oh, yes," the aide replied; "You were in a huge carriage, flanked by all the members of your family and cabinet. They were also very proud and happy, particularly your wife."

Trembling with excitement and rubbing his little orange hands together, Trump questions the aide: "And tell me, was I looking good?"
The aide replies: "I didn't know, sir. The casket was closed."
😀😀😀

[SheltieLover]

8. Wahaha!

The whole world will celebrate on the glorious day!

[wolfie001]

12. You have the best monikers for the bloated felon! Love 'em!

[malaise]

16. Stole all of them from DUers

😀.

[wolfie001]

33. Thievery for the Greater Good!

[hlthe2b]

11. Taken Out by a Radiation-Enriched Giant Iranian Gecko?

'Unconditional Surrender, ' it cried!

[Orrex]

22. I've seen that film!

[hlthe2b]

26. LOL

[Blue Full Moon]

25. They do scream!

Scared me my gecko was out of his hide. I was spraying the terrarium with water. He didn't like it and screamed as he got into his hide.

[niyad]

17. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Swede]

20. Sneezed on by Kristi Noem?

fingers crossed

[Joinfortmill]

21. Another day older, and closer to dead.

[C_U_L8R]

23. Short circuit in the nuclear football

Bzzzzzzt. Fried taco.

[IronLionZion]

24. Confused MOP with mop and ordered the wrong one to clean his bathroom

All over Signal chat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GBU-57A/B_MOP

[Dulcinea]

27. No...

...but it can't happen quickly enough.

[republianmushroom]

29. Lord, lets just get this done.

Then you can take a couple days vacation.

[malaise]

34. His body is helping

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220410127

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220051939