Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Strung up on a flagpole to see who'll salute?

Immolated by the exploding SpaceX rocket du jour?

Killed by fallout from Hegseth's incineration by Slotkin?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Buried alive when mistaken for a decomposing corpse?

[malaise]

5. Has he seen this yet?

Should help!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220412614

[SheltieLover]

10. I hope he has seen that

[LymphocyteLover]

11. I don't think he'd be upset at that. That type of thing probably turns him on.

Still a good ad. Is there a version on Bluesky?

[malaise]

15. Not sure

Love it

[malaise]

21. See #11 on the link I posted n/t

[LymphocyteLover]

28. Thanks!!

[surfered]

2. His ego finally exploded listening to Lawrence O'Donnell call him the stupidest President in our nation's history.

[stollen]

7. Lawrence says that daily

for a reason.

[LymphocyteLover]

29. Exactly! Which is why I love Lawrence!

[malaise]

3. No but here is the metaphor for his administration

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220412556

[SheltieLover]

12. Wahaha!

[sop]

4. No, sadly he lost his grip on the flag he was hugging as it was being hoisted up the White House's new Hitler flagpole.

88 feet is about the same height as a fifth floor window.

[twodogsbarking]

6. Went bungee jumping and Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaah secured the bungee for him.

It was a terrific jump, noone had ever seen such a jump. Bungee experts were saying they had never seen anything like it.

[CaptainTruth]

8. Today's meme

[niyad]

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[GopherGal]

24. Imagine next year's Juneteenth Celebrations

Though, much as his birthday self-gratification overshadowed the Army's 250th anniversary celebration, it would be a shame that a well-deserved celebration of Emancipation was overshadowed by Orange Foolius, even for his demise.

[LymphocyteLover]

13. Hit on the head by a piece of fake gold decor that fell off the wall of the Oval Office?

[niyad]

14. Now that would be poetic justice.

[electric_blue68]

22. Oh, yeah! 😄

[NNadir]

16. Killed by an Iranian missile strike?

[Blue Ozarks]

17. Two of his supporters botched his assassination

Iran is a more formidable foe

[Submariner]

18. Melania will end up shooting him

If Trump drops a bunker buster in Iran, Baron better watch out for any U.S. Iranians tracking him looking for opportunity to shock the shit out of his stupid dad.

[Gimpyknee]

19. Coke bet says the fat SOB outlives these sillly quips

[Orrex]

25. I can't endorse the use of cocaine

But you do you.

[niyad]

27. Yours???

[hlthe2b]

20. "No, No, No!"...

"Wait on the orange, balding, fat guy--with the really BAD attitude!!"

[republianmushroom]

23. Not yet ? Damn, but we are a day closer.

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Helicopter Crash

Mulvaney warns of safety concerns over White House's new flagpoles
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220412949

[The Roux Comes First]

26. Alas, only from the Neck Up

[Blue Owl]

30. DIE MOTHERFUCKER, DIE!!!

Just be done with it for fuck's sake. Enough of this fucking goddamned shit already.