TRUE TO FORM, Trump thinks whining and stamping his tiny feet is a winning strategy to SCORE that NOBEL.

[Miles Archer]

I'm not gonna bother to post his crap, I just want to show the concept is legit:

Trump Lists Reasons He Deserves Nobel Prize in Epic Meltdown

“The people know, and that’s all that matters to me!” the president claimed.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-lists-reasons-he-deserves-nobel-prize-in-epic-meltdown/

[BOSSHOG]

1. I either get the Nobel Peace Prize

or people will die.

I’m kinda old fashioned but Id rather see a president lobby for peace and not a prize.

[sinkingfeeling]

2. He's automatically disqualified because he doesn't support democracy.

[GopherGal]

3. He's basically the opposite of the criteria

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Nobel_Peace_Prize&oldid=1293798790]

Since March 1901,[6] it has been awarded annually (with some exceptions) to people who have "done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses."[7]

"Work for fraternity among nations" ??
This is the man who's busy picking fights with Canada and Denmark.

[andym]

4. Pakistan to nominate Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize

Last edited Sat Jun 21, 2025, 05:14 PM - Edit history (1)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/21/pakistan-trump-nobel-prize-recommendation-india-ceasefire
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Pakistan to nominate Donald Trump for Nobel peace prize
Islamabad says US president helped resolve India conflict but critic says ‘Israel’s sugar daddy in Gaza’ not candidate for any prize

Associated Press in Islamabad
Sat 21 Jun 2025 06.52 EDT
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Pakistan has said it will recommend Donald Trump for the Nobel peace prize for his work in helping to resolve the recent conflict between India and Pakistan.

The move, announced on Saturday, came as the US president mulls joining Israel in striking Iran’s nuclear facilities"....
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He almost certainly asked Pakistan to do this for him.

[ananda]

5. He'll try to buy, extort, and use threats to get it.

I'm not sure enough how the voting process works to be able
to tell if this will work.

[oasis]

6. Mr. Shit Starter award. That's all pal.