Trump Sends Barron to Podiatrist - the borowitz report (and a couple more posts from andy)
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a nationally televised address Saturday night, Donald J. Trump announced that he had ordered his son Barron to visit a podiatrist.
“My fellow Americans, earlier this evening, at my command, Barron saw a podiatrist,” said Trump, flanked by JD Vance, Marco Rubio, and Pete Hegseth. “I am pleased to announce that he has returned home safely.”
“Barron’s mission was to obtain a note from the doctor,” Trump added. “Mission accomplished.”
Minutes after the speech, a new poll showed that a majority of Americans favor dropping Donald Trump on Iran.
“Mission accomplished.â€
— The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) 2025-06-22T03:08:07.033Z
The Iranian regime are misogynist thugs who disappear political foes without due process so I don’t get Trump’s beef with them
— The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) 2025-06-20T19:17:08.513Z
So I guess when Trump said he would end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours what he meant was he would make every war even worse as soon as he got a chance
— The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) 2025-06-22T01:22:23.677Z
In two weeks Trump will be too senile to say Iran
— The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) 2025-06-20T16:29:34.721Z
America has a Nazi problem
— The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) 2025-06-21T22:27:46.604Z
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He must stand out like a sore thumb at NY University... Maybe there is a small clique of the hyperprivileged that adopt such hairstyles (and can afford the grease required... 
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