LOL! John Fugelsang FTW

[highplainsdem]

"Trump's gut" told him Iran's got nukes.
Same gut that told him:

-COVID would disappear by Easter
-disinfectant might be medicinal if you inject it
-he won the 2020 election
-tariffs lower prices

At this point, we should assume Trump’s "gut” is actually a 2nd, dumber brain that lives in his colon.

— John Fugelsang (@johnfugelsang.bsky.social) 2025-06-24T00:52:29.468Z

[Lovie777]

1. K & R......

[The Wizard]

2. Bush invaded Iraq because of guttural messages.

[WA-03 Democrat]

3. halliburton corporation

May have had a suggestion from Mr. Cheney to his gut :0

[TexasBushwhacker]

4. John is just the best! N/t

[lastlib]

5. IOW, "head up his ample ass."...

You nailed it, Mr. Fugelsang! You're a treasure!

[Grim Chieftain]

6. Trump's gut makes me want to hurl

What a barf inducing piece of crap.

[Shipwack]

7. Stephen Colbert tells us to trust our gut.

“That’s where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. Now, I know some of you are going to say, ‘I did look it up, and that’s not true.’ That’s ’cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut. I did. My gut tells me that’s how our nervous system works.”
—
Stephen Colbert
White House Correspondents’ Dinner, 2006

[Grokenstein]

8. "Opinions (and gut feelings) are like assholes; everybody's got one..."

"...and they're often full of shit."

[IronLionZion]

9. Gut worms?

Dude has dementia

[wiggs]

10. !!! nt

[spudspud]

11. Gives new meaning to the saying, "Ass for brains."

[Paladin]

12. Great job by Fugelsang, as usual. (nt)

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

13. Fugelsang got one thing wrong. Trump's "colon brain" is not actually the dumber brain

Trump's "third brain", which rattles around between his ears, is dumber by far.

[FailureToCommunicate]

14. His gut: A (Scotch) tape worm.

[liberalla]

15. Oh thank you John! I needed that!

[cab67]

16. To modify an old joke -

Do you know why doctors really like treating Donald Trump?

He's only got two parts - a mouth and an anus - and they're interchangeable.

[Historic NY]

17. Its not his gut, but he is full of shit.

[czarjak]

18. True Gutless Wonder