Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died after being mistakenly grabbed by ICE and deported to Loompa Land without due process?

Caught in a death roll while visiting the planned site of Alligator Alcatraz?

Killed as part of Iran/Israel ceasefire?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[malaise]

1. No but he killed

any chance of a Nobel prize with his useless ignoble attempts.

[twodogsbarking]

2. Drowned in the shower, the golden shower.

[SheltieLover]

3. Sadly, not yet, but the dsy is still young.

Hope springs eternal...

[surfered]

4. Taken out by a joint strike by both Israel and Iran

[Celerity]

5. No, and is dropping F bombs to reporters

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. Hurry up cholesterol

Link to tweet

[niyad]

14. OMFG. Seeing that oral sphincter wide open like that. . I think I will

skip breakfast.

[llmart]

15. I just finished my breakfast so...

now I'll probably lose it.

[niyad]

16. I am so sorry. That is definitely NOT fun!

[Joinfortmill]

19. Gag

[gordianot]

7. Parts are already dead those that animate his body need to go next.

[Jimi du Ranty]

8. Was he forgotten and left in a hot car seat?

Now he is just a sleazy seeping septic slobbering shit stain show.

The car seat is ruined.

[niyad]

10. You nearly owed me a keyboard!

[niyad]

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[hlthe2b]

11. ...Always the "lucky bastard"...

-incompetence (once again) wins out...

[Harker]

12. One drone kills another?

[sheshe2]

13. .....

— Askme (@askme99.bsky.social) 2025-06-24T00:45:35.677Z

[republianmushroom]

17. Not last night, damn, maybe today, the day is still young.

[Joinfortmill]

18. Nope, but, getting close.