As always, it's George Takei for the win.

[Miles Archer]

George Takei

‪@georgetakei.bsky.social‬

Bombing Iran is a great way to distract from how your administration is bombing elsewhere.

Bombing Iran is a great way to distract from how your administration is bombing elsewhere.

— George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) 2025-06-23T18:03:34.612Z

[SARose]

1. Hahaha!

Thanks for the laugh!🤭

[Mr.Bee]

2. That's what I said

He can't govern, so he wants to become a wartime precedent.
Believe me, he's already a precedent!

[PatSeg]

3. In two weeks

We'll see those 90+ trade deals in "two weeks"!

[rubbersole]

5. Maybe he's saying "too weak".

[PatSeg]

6. Oh yes, that's it!

[erronis]

7. Along with "free beer".

Can't get drunk on stuff that's always two weeks away...

[TheBlackAdder]

8. My sister told me about her time at Rutgers back in the 70s.

Signs were posted about ‘Free Beer Tonight’ in the Student Activity Center. It turned out that Free Beer was the name of a student rock band. She said there was nearly a riot when the room filled and there was nothing to drink.

[Seinan Sensei]

9. Right. "Free beer tomorrow'

Sez the permanent sign, outside the bar

[Mossfern]

14. Condiment logic:

“The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday—but never jam to-day.”
“It must come sometimes to ‘jam to-day,’” Alice objected.
“No, it ca’n’t,” said the Queen. “It’s jam every other day: to-day isn’t any other day, you know”

― Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There

[PatSeg]

15. Perfect!

[DENVERPOPS]

4. I think it was Lincoln that once said:

"No man has a good enough memory to be a good liar".....

(especially a drug addled, president, with serious dementia)

[3catwoman3]

10. Excellent economy of word use.

Says all that needs saying.

[liberalla]

11. Bingo!

[Bengus81]

12. Sure took that free $400M 747 out of the conversation loop eh?

Eh...I still think his pissed over that laughingly embarrassing birthday parade.

[burrowowl]

13. George Takei great replique!

[Cha]

16. TY Kick for Takei.. brilliant!